purity-off-0/0040755000175100001440000000000007527607017011656 5ustar mduserspurity-off-0/debian/0040755000175100001440000000000007527623005013073 5ustar mduserspurity-off-0/debian/changelog0100644000175100001440000000076507527606236014761 0ustar mduserspurity-off (0-3) unstable; urgency=low * Added 1500 questions test contributed by Zed Pobre (Closes: #157075). -- Marco d'Itri Sun, 18 Aug 2002 04:54:45 +0200 purity-off (0-2) unstable; urgency=low * Moved the files to /usr/share/games/purity/ (Closes: #64173). -- Marco d'Itri Thu, 18 May 2000 18:55:53 +0200 purity-off (0-1) unstable; urgency=low * Initial Release. -- Marco d'Itri Thu, 16 Jul 1998 22:57:02 +0200 purity-off-0/debian/control0100644000175100001440000000067307527606727014515 0ustar mdusersSource: purity-off Section: games Priority: optional Maintainer: Marco d'Itri Build-Depends-Indep: debhelper (>= 4.0.0) Standards-Version: 3.5.6.1 Package: purity-off Architecture: all Depends: purity Description: Sex related purity tests This package installs the sex related purity tests not included in the purity package. . If you are offended by sex or by unusual sexual activities please do not install this package. purity-off-0/debian/copyright0100644000175100001440000000012707111023426015011 0ustar mdusersThese files are in the public domain. Please read /usr/share/doc/purity/copyright too. purity-off-0/debian/rules0100755000175100001440000000102607527606541014155 0ustar mdusers#!/usr/bin/make -f SHELL+= -e export DH_COMPAT=4 #export DH_VERBOSE=1 build: clean: $(checkdir) -rm -f build dh_clean binary-indep: checkroot $(checkdir) dh_clean dh_installdirs usr/share/games/purity/ cp tests/* debian/purity-off/usr/share/games/purity/ dh_installdocs dh_installchangelogs dh_compress dh_fixperms dh_installdeb dh_gencontrol dh_builddeb define checkdir test -f debian/rules endef binary: binary-indep checkroot: test root = "`whoami`" .PHONY: binary binary-arch binary-indep clean checkroot purity-off-0/tests/0040755000175100001440000000000007527623000013006 5ustar mduserspurity-off-0/tests/1000100644000175100001440000000750606766706030013247 0ustar mdusers{ The 100 Question Purity Test Brought to you by the Anti-Celibacy League Have you ever: } (had a date?) (had a blind date?) (been out on a date past 4 a.m.?) (danced cheek to cheek?) (kissed an MOS?) (engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?) (kissed an MOS in the horizontal position?) (kissed an MOS in the last three months?) (been french kissed?) (had or given a hickey?) (necked?) (necked for more than two hours consecutively?) (seen a naked post pubescent MOS?) (been seen naked by an MOS after puberty?) (seen a stripper?) (had an orgasm?) (had an erection, clitoral erection?) (been engaged or married?) (read a pornographic book or magazine?) (seen a pornographic movie?) (had an alcoholic drink?) (been drunk?) (used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?) (had a loss of conscious due to drinking?) (smoked tobacco?) (smoked pot or hashish?) (used cocaine?) (used LSD, PCP, heroin, or Mushrooms?) (used four or more recreational drugs in one night?) (been arrested?) (been convicted of a crime?) (massaged, been massaged by an MOS?) (caressed or kissed an MOS's thigh?) (fondled a girl's breast, had your breasts fondled?) (fondled an MOS's butt?) (fondled an MOS's genitals?) (had your genitals fondled?) (had an orgasm due to manipulation by an MOS?) (manipulated an MOS to orgasm?) (showered bathed, jacuzzied or saunaed with an MOS?) (gone coed skinny-dipping?) (undressed or been undressed by an MOS?) (had sexual intercourse?) (had sexual intercourse more than ten times?) (had sexual intercourse with a virgin?) (had sexual intercourse outdoors?) (had sexual intercourse three or more times in one night?) (had sexual intercourse in three or more positions?) (had sexual intercourse in a car?) (had sexual intercourse with two MOSes within 24 hours?) (had sexual intercourse using a condom?) (had sexual intercourse during menstruation?) (had sexual intercourse at the MOS's parents' house?) (had sexual intercourse with 3 or more people seperately?) (had sexual intercourse continuously for 1/2 hour?) (had sexual intercourse within the last three months?) (had anal intercourse?) (purchased contraceptives?) (\(arranged, had\), an abortion?) (traveled over 100 miles for the sole purpose of intercourse?) (described a sexual experience to a third party?) (spent the night in an MOS's room?) (slept with an MOS?) (committed statuatory rape?) (been propositioned by a prostitute or a pimp?) (accepted?) (engaged in cunnilingus?) (engaged in fellatio?) (gone 69?) (tasted semen?) (unintentionally interrupted a couple in a state of undress?) (masturbated?) (masturbated with another person in the room?) (masturbated to a picture?) (been caught masturbating?) (watched another person masturbate?) (simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?) (been propositioned by a homosexual?) (accepted?) (picked up a strange MOS for sexual purposes?) (experimented sexually before puberty?) (had a V.D. test?) (had V.D.?) (shacked up with an MOS for a month or more?) (committed an act of exhibitionism \(moon, streak, flash\)?) (engaged in intercourse in a public place?) (engaged in intercourse with an unconscious person, while conscious?) (impregnated a woman, been pregnant?) (committed incest?) (engaged in group sex?) (fondled a pre-pubescent MOS when your were post-pubescent?) (engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?) (been masturbated by a member of the same sex?) (orally stimulated a member of the same sex?) (used a form of sexual lubricant?) (engaged in bondage?) (engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?) (committed an act of voyeurism?) (visited an orgy parlor?) (committed bestiality?) purity-off-0/tests/4000100644000175100001440000010712206766706030013245 0ustar mdusers{----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brought to you by the Anti-Celibacy League ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL PURITY TEST Version 4.0 \(400 questions\) December 14, 1988 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer of Liability The authors/contributors are in no way, shape or form responsible for the consequences of any actions or situations inspired as a result of reading this document. If you perform any actions contained herein, it's YOUR own fault, not ours. Warning: Some of the activities contained herein may be hazardous to the physical well-being of you or your partner\(s\). Always consult a doctor before attempting such activities. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join the fight against celibacy... Just say YES!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Instructions for Use: This is a fairly long test consisting of four hundred questions. It starts out tame and gets progressively worse, or better, depending on your viewpoint. Since this version of the test is on line, you may as well be anti-social and and hide yourself in your room with a terminal and take this test all by your lonesome. However, we feel that it is best to gather a group of people into a stat lab, and make them take the test at the same time, and have everyone reveal their scores at the end... that is, of course, up to the group, however, and you get to decide if you want to reveal your score to the world. \(The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the rest of his/her life\). This works great and lets everyone know who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. All questions in this test pertain to events that occurred after your weaning and infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time shall not be considered. The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you masturbating someone else, not exclusively someone masturbating you AND you masturbating them. The term sexual activity refers to sexual intercourse, oral sex, and mutual masturbation, but not necking or petting. The term sexual intercourse refers to the act of intercourse. Orgasm is not necessary, penetration counts. We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high score, even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life. --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT --- } [Platonic Relations For this section, if you are mostly a: - heterosexual, then your partner, often referred to as someone or partner, is to be someone of the opposite gender. - homosexual, then your partner, often referred to as someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender. - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner, often referred to someone or partner, is to be someone of either gender. Have you ever done any of the following: ] (kissed a friend or stranger on his/her hands, head, or neck as a friendly gesture?) (held hands with someone?) (had a date?) (had a date which lasted past 1 a.m.?) (dated someone on a regular basis?) (picked someone up?) (been picked up?) (gone steady?) (slow danced?) (had the symptoms of "rushing fingers"?) (had the symptoms of "roaming hands"?) (shared sleeping accommodations with someone without anything steamy happening?) (given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?) (used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?) (directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never gone out with if they were a virgin?) (used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?) (secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?) (dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that they would pick up on it?) [Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism Although this section is termed Auto-erotica and mono-sexualism, a situation should still count even if you were with someone else at the time. It was so named because these activities, like the harp, are essentially solo events. Have you ever:] (had an arousing dream? \(Wet dreams and the like\)) (been sexually aroused?) (verbally expressed obscenities? \(uttered, yelled, muttered, etc.\)) (sexually fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is superior to you? \(One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski instructors and the like do not count.\)) (sexually fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone with whom you are having a professional relationship?) (sexually fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?) (sexually fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?) (read or bought pornographic periodicals?) (read sexually explicit literature?) (gone skinny dipping alone?) (made obscene phone calls?) (phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers \(this includes answering machines with "phone sex" material\)?) (phoned up any live phone sex numbers \(this includes any human with a phone, not just 976-type pay per call numbers\)?) (stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male?) (shaved your pubic hair?) (shaved your pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?) (masturbated?) (masturbated to orgasm?) (masturbated to orgasm at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?) (masturbated to orgasm on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight?) (masturbated to orgasm where you could have been discovered? \(In a crowd, in public, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.\)) (masturbated to orgasm out in the wild or in nature with no nearby civilization?) (masturbated to orgasm while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit materials?) (masturbated to orgasm while driving a land vehicle?) (masturbated to orgasm while on the phone? \(No kinky interpretations of on the phone.\)) (masturbated to orgasm while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?) (masturbated to orgasm while watching an R or X-rated show?) (seen any burlesque show? \(Rocky Horror counts\)) (been to a peep show?) (been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?) (been to a public showing of a pornographic movie? \(i.e. X-rated movie house\)) (walked around in your dwelling in the nude? \(Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a shower doesn't make it.\)) (walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top \(shirt, T-shirt, etc\) but no bottoms \(pants, shorts, etc\)? \(Dorm hallways, lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms and bathrooms and such place where this behavior is accepted does not count.\)) (bought blatantly sexual objects? \(This means that if you buy a bottle of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it really doesn't count. Think: specific design for function.\)) (owned any erotic art pieces?) (sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food \(predominantly bananas, carrots, apples...\)?) (eaten any erotic food items? \(Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.\)) (sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carvable material \(not food\)?) (made an X or R-rated snowman or snow-woman?) (tasted your own orgasmic liquids?) (inserted your finger into your rectum?) (used anal beads? \(They come as a set of several balls strung together. These balls are inserted into the rectum of one of the participants before sex, and are yanked out, usually by the partner, during orgasm.\)) (performed oral sex on yourself? \(Yes, this is possible.\)) (willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing? \(In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an accident\)) (willingly urinated on any part of your body?) (willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing? \(In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.\)) (willingly defecated on yourself? \(In other words: sick. Also very difficult.\)) [Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions Have you ever:] (administered/wrote any version of the Purity Test?) (taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?) (lied on any previous Purity Tests?) (exaggerated about any sexual experiences?) (broken your word, or any promise or vow that you had made?) (written graffiti?) (plagiarized?) (shoplifted?) (stolen?) (written a check that bounced?) (committed breaking and entering?) (told someone that you loved them when you did not?) (told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have sex with them?) (sexually fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sexual activity?) (intentionally listened in to other people performing sexual activities without their knowledge?) (used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sexual activity?) (used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sexual activity?) (forced or coerced someone into performing sexual activities with you?) (had dates with multiple people in the same night while not all of your dates were aware of your actions?) (gone steady with multiple people at the same time without all of the people aware of what you were doing?) (gone steady with multiple people at the same time with all of them aware of your actions?) (urinated on someone else intentionally? \(Piss fights!\)) (urinated in any container that was not originally designed for such purpose \(excepting urinalysis incidents\)?) (urinated anywhere not generally accepted for urination? \(For instance: in the kitchen sink, or in the trunk of the family car\)) (urinated from a height greater than the fifth floor, or equivalent height, above ground level \(e.g. buildings, bridges, the Grand Canyon\)?) (defecated anywhere not generally accepted for defecation? \(Camping or hiking trips in without bathroom/outhouse access do not count.\)) (stored any human excreta in your refrigerator, oven, or any food storage/preparation appliance?) (stored evacuated human excreta anywhere else in your room, apartment, house, habitation, office, etc?) (entered a bathroom of the opposite sex while you were not accompanied by someone of the opposite sex and were not involved in a search and/or rescue mission at the time?) (mooned or goosed someone?) (streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before \(or after\) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?) (streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before a formal \(official\) gathering of people? \(Such as for a function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.\)) (been arrested for any sexual, drug, or alcohol related offense? \(Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.\)) (received money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities?) (given money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities?) (thought you might unintentionally have gotten pregnant or might have unintentionally caused a pregnancy?) (had or given someone an unwanted pregnancy?) (had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under the age of consent for the state that you were in?) (given a "sympathy fuck"?) (initiated sexual activities with someone for the sake of those activities only?) (willingly committed incest?) (been involved in adultery?) (stolen the underwear of someone you know for a purpose other than that of a practical joke or to just annoy the person? \(A bunch of guys invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not count.\)) (intentionally taken the underwear of someone you didn't know?) [Drugs Have you ever:] (had alcohol?) (been intoxicated?) (vomited due to excessive alcohol?) (passed out due to excessive alcohol?) (forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk?) (smoked tobacco?) (chewed tobacco?) (bought controlled substances in violation of the law?) (sold or re-sold controlled substances in violation of the law?) (taken stimulants \(other than caffeine\)?) (taken depressants \(other than alcohol\)?) (inhaled nitrous oxide \(N O\) not administered for anesthesia during dental care? 2) (intentionally inhaled any other gases or fumes for purposes other than medical?) (taken valium other than for medical purposes?) (smoked marijuana/sensemilia?) (smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?) (eaten marijuana/sensemilia?) (eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?) (taken opiate in any form?) (taken opiate in any form more than twice?) (used cocaine?) (used cocaine more than four times?) (used any drugs for any purpose other than medical?) (used any one drug for any purpose other than medical more than twice?) (used PCP?) (used PCP more than twice?) (used lysergic acid diethylamide \(LSD\), peyote, or psilocybin?) (used LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?) (used LSD more than six times?) (deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?) (played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it? \(e.g. Who's got the pill, where half the cups \(of soda\) would have LSD in it and the other half wouldn't and everybody picks a cup and drinks it and wonders who gets lucky.\)) (had sexual intercourse while under the influence of cocaine?) (had sexual intercourse while under the influence of marijuana or sensemilia?) (had sexual intercourse while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?) [Non Platonic relations For this section, it you are mostly a: - heterosexual, then your partner, often referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone of the opposite gender. - homosexual, then your partner, often referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender. - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner, often referred to by the words someone or partner, is to be someone of either gender. Have you ever:] (propositioned someone for necking or petting?) (propositioned someone for sexual activities?) (pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?) (french kissed?) (been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?) (kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?) (necked?) (petted above the waist?) (petted below the waist?) (kissed on the first date?) (necked on the first date?) (petted above the waist on the first date?) (petted below the waist on the first date?) (given a hickey?) (received a hickey?) (fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?) (fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?) (fondled or stroked someone else's chest/torso?) (had your chest/torso fondled or stroked?) (been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?) (had your fingers licked or sucked?) (had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or nibbled?) (licked, breathed on, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?) (licked or sucked someone else's finger\(s\)?) (fondled someone who was asleep?) (given a back massage with ulterior motives?) (given a back massage that led to something steamier?) (seen someone else completely nude while the person was under good lighting conditions?) (been seen completely nude under good lighting conditions by someone else?) (been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?) (bathed or showered with someone?) (let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself. \(This means that it doesn't count if you were in the hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you, no matter how cute she is.\)) (gone skinny dipping in mixed company?) (stroked or fondled a woman's clothed breast\(s\), or, if you are female, had your clothed breast\(s\) stroked or fondled?) (stroked or fondled a woman's bare breast\(s\), or, if you are female, had your bare breast\(s\) stroked of fondled?) (licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple\(s\)? \(Either one at a time, or, if you're really clever, both at the same time.\)) (had your nipple\(s\) licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?) (petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals?) (had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?) (petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals?) (had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?) (had an orgasm while petting?) (given your partner an orgasm while petting?) (given or received finger scratch marks during sexual activity?) (performed oral sex?) (received oral sex?) (done sixty-nine?) (performed mutual masturbation?) (had sexual intercourse?) (had sexual intercourse on the first date?) (had sexual intercourse without the use of birth control devices? \(Rhythm, prayer, and hope methods do not count.\)) (had sexual intercourse with a virgin? \(Not yourself.\)) (had sexual intercourse with a religious officiary. \(Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, etc.\)) [Non Primary Choice Relations This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with people with whom you may not be altogether comfortable; therefore in this section of the test, if you are mostly a: - heterosexual, then your partner, often referred to as someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender. - homosexual, then your partner, often referred to as someone or partner, is someone of the opposite gender. - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then your partner, often referred to as someone or partner, is to be someone of either gender. Have you ever:] (held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?) (kissed someone on the lips?) (french kissed someone?) (necked?) (petted?) (received manual sex?) (given manual sex?) (received oral sex?) (given oral sex) (had sexual intercourse?) (had anal sex? \(The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this case would also count.\)) (done 69?) (propositioned someone for sexual activity?) (yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sexual activity?) (been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped verification contest? \(Contestants must be of same gender; spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different gender.\)) (gave money or favors for sexual activity?) (received money or favors for sexual activity?) (fondled someone who was asleep?) (attempted to seduce someone?) (allowed yourself to be seduced?) (had an orgasm while petting?) (gave your partner an orgasm while petting?) (had sexual activities with more than 10 people?) (stroked or fondled someone else's clothed legs?) (stroked or fondled someone else's bare legs?) (stroked or fondled someone else's clothed chest/torso region?) (stroked or fondled someone else's bare chest/torso region?) (stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's clothed genitals?) (stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals?) (been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?) [Alternate Choices For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if the action/orientation is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual gratification, or in other words, have you done it in a serious basis? Trying it once to see what it's like does not count. Have you ever:] (been decidedly heterosexual?) (been decidedly homosexual?) (been decidedly bisexual?) (practiced bestiality? \(avec les animaux\)) (practiced transvestism?) (practiced sadism? \(for clarification, a sadist likes to hurt others\)) (practiced masochism? \(for clarification, a masochist likes to receive pain\)) (practiced bondage?) (practiced domination?) (practiced submission?) (practiced sodomy? \(anal sex\)) (practiced cocrophilia? \(Marked interest in excrement; esp. use of feces or filth for sexual excitement.\)) (practiced frotteurism? \(masturbation by rubbing against another person, The need to rub against another stranger, especially in a tightly packed crowd\)) (practiced klismaphilia? \(A dependency on being given an enema.\)) (practiced necrophilia? \(Fascination with the dead; specif: obsession with and usu. erotic attraction toward and stimulation by corpses typically evidenced by overt acts \(as copulation with a corpse.\)\)) (practiced mysophilia? \(A dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads.\)) (practiced scoptophilia? \(A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly. Not surreptitious as in voyeurism.\)) (practiced urophilia? \(Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating.\)) (owned a collection of underwear not originally your own?) (had a foot fetish to any degree?) (been a voyeur? \(Being dependently responsive to the risk of being caught while illicitly peering at another person or couple undressing or engaged in sexual activity.\)) (been an exhibitionist?) [Group Sexual Relations This section relates to what you have or have not done. Accordingly, the group of people we are speaking of is of both genders. In questions where groups of people are concerned, there must be at least one person in the group who is of the opposite gender. Have you ever:] (listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?) (told dirty jokes in mixed company?) (discussed masturbation? \(Bringing up the topic of masturbation during Purity Testing does not cut it as "discussing masturbation".\)) (played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?) (played a game which may require you or others to perform an action on another participant?) (been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all of you were nude?) (had sexual intercourse with more than 10 people \(not necessarily at the same time\)?) (had sexual intercourse with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?) (had sexual intercourse with persons of both genders in a 24 hour period?) (been in a bisexual/heterosexual menage-a-trois?) (engaged in sexual activities with a person and his/her parent?) (engaged in sexual activities, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling?) (been involved in a two \(or more\) in one?) (been involved in a gang bang?) (been in a circle jerk?) (been in a 69 circle?) (been to an oil party \(cooking, baby, Wesson\)?) (participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex? \(Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.\)) (participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? \(Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.\)) (participated in a fuck-a-thon? \(Where the object is to see how many times you can do it in a certain amount of time.\)) [Extracurricular deviant conduct, Non-sentient objects This section measures your kinkiness. Therefore, the questions apply to both actions and events occurring while you were alone as well as when you were with someone else. Have you ever:] (used a bowling pin, Coke bottle, or something along those general shapes for sexual purposes?) (masturbated using the aid of food?) (eaten that food after masturbation?) (eaten a lab dissection?) (inserted food into yours or someone else's anus?) (eaten that food after it was extracted/evacuated from yours or someone else's anus?) (received an enema for a purpose other than that of medical?) (used a basket, garbage can, or any other comparable sized receptacle for target practice masturbation?) (used a mechanical hand-held device in aiding or replacing masturbation? \(Vibrator, massager, Dust-Buster, etc.\)) (used a feather or any other device for the purpose of tickling during sexual activity?) (used ice for sexual purposes?) (used whipped cream for sexual purposes?) (used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?) (placed anything edible on your partner's body and then eaten it?) (used any household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing, or any like substances for sexual purposes?) (used ropes, chains, cuffs or other similar device for bondage?) (used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?) (worn a leather, spandex or any other similar suit for sexual purposes?) (used an inflatable doll for sexual purposes?) (humped an inanimate object like a pillow, \(dinner\) liver, hole in the wall, sausages, bananas, etc?) (purchased sexually related objects through the mail \(not periodicals, but masks, suits, and other types of toys\)?) (performed sexual activities with a dead person?) (inserted a small animal or creature \(alive or dead\) into your rectum?) (performed sexual activities with your \(dead\) dinner animal or creature?) (attempted to perform sexual activities with a live animal, but failed?) (performed sexual activities with a smallish animal? \(Dogs, cats, rabbits, lab rats, gerbils, etc.\)) (performed sexual activities with a domesticated farm animal? \(Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.\)) (mutilated any living animal or creature for your pleasures?) (had sexual intercourse with a live animal? \(Any size.\) [These three questions differ from those above in that ones above measure your variation in animal choice, and the questions down here measure what you do with the animals.]) (received oral sex from a live animal? \(Any size.\)) (given oral sex to a live animal? \(Any size.\)) (performed sexual activities with a single type of animal \(alive or dead\) more than once?) (had sexual activities with more than one kind of animal \(alive or dead\)?) (cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for sexual activities? \(This means that school plays, initiations, and the such don't count.\)) (stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for sexual activities?) (had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly? \(Doing this in a pristine, show-room model does not count.\)) (worn a piece of lower-body underwear on your head? \(Panties, jock-strap, etc.\)) (eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted an unwashed, used crotch piece of underwear into your mouth while it was not being worn?) (deliberately sniffed or smelled the crotch piece of unwashed, used underwear while it was not being worn?) (played in or with shit?) (worn or used a condom, or any feminine hygiene contraption that has already been used?) [Locality This section tries to figure out how many places you have done it. It applies only to those situations in which you were with someone else. Have you ever:] (necked or petted in a place of religion? \(Church, temple, altar, Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.\)) (engaged in sexual activities in a place of religion?) (necked or petted in a place of the dead? \(Morgue, mortuary, etc.\)) (engaged in sexual activities in a place of the dead?) (necked or petted in a contraption of the dead? \(Coffin, hearse, etc.\)) (engaged in sexual activities in a contraption of the dead?) (necked or petted in any moderately sized, road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?) (engaged in sexual activities in any moderately sized, road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?) (necked or petted in a road based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? \(Truck, tank, armored vehicle, etc.\)) (engaged in sexual activities in a road based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?) (engaged in sexual activities in a land based, non road dependant vehicle? \(Train, subway, roller-coaster, ferris wheel, etc.\)) (necked, petted, or engaged in sexual activities in a manually powered water based vehicle? \(Row boat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc. In order for this question to be answered affirmatively, the vehicle must be in water at the time of the action.\)) (necked, petted, or engaged in sexual activities in a non-manually powered water vehicle \(PT boat, Yacht, sailboat, Cruise ship, aircraft carrier, nuclear submarine, battleship, etc.\)) (necked, petted, or engaged in sexual activities in an academic arena \(classroom, auditorium, stage, cafeteria, principal's office, etc.\)?) (necked, petted, or engaged in sexual activities in an aircraft or spacecraft? \(Airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.\)) (performed sexual activities in a household room other than a bedroom?) (performed sexual activities on the floor \(but not the roof\)?) (performed sexual activities on any furniture that is indoors but is not predominantly used for sitting, or to be used as a table/desk? \(i.e. non-flat surfaces such as the kitchen sink\)) (performed sexual activities in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph takers, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities?) (performed sexual activities in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, or any other similar people moving device \(ski lift, etc.\)?) (performed sexual activities in a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?) (performed sexual activities on the building roof higher than 5 floors?) (performed sexual activities inside any secluded, outdoor natural structure or enclosure? \(cave, inside hedge, etc.\)) (performed sexual activities in the snow? \(Spring thaw acceptable.\)) (performed sexual activities in a place where the air temperature was below the freezing point of water? \(In a deep freeze, etc.\)) (performed sexual activities where you could have been discovered?) (performed sexual activities in a body of water or water based environment? \(bath-tub, hot tub, shower, running water \(as in waterfalls, tropical, torrential downpour, monsoons, etc.\), swimming pool, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc.\)?) (performed sexual activites in a desert or other arid, secluded area? \(not in a house in the desert, but actually outside in the sand.\)) (performed sexual activities in a bathroom of the opposite sex?) [Style Have you ever:] (watched someone else masturbate \(not on video, has to be live\)?) (had an orgasm on somebody?) (had an orgasm in somebody if you are a male or had someone orgasm in you if you are a female?) (used a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device?) (used oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement? \(Strangulation. sounds fun, eh?\) \(Nitrous oxide doesn't count.\)) (willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while engaged in sexual activities?) (willingly made audio recordings of sexual activities?) (talked dirty while performing sexual activities?) (intentionally made more noise than necessary while engaged in sexual activities so as to put on a good show for whoever may be listening in?) (had a family pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner while performing sexual activities?) (ignored any general emergency that arose while you were deeply engaged in sexual activities? \(Such as: house on fire, flash flood, private plane crash-lands in your dwelling...\)) (engaged in sexual activities with someone who is 10 years older or younger than yourself?) (taken nude pictures of someone else?) (had nude pictures of you taken \(this includes taking nude pictures of yourself in a mirror\)?) (been involved in breast fucking? \(aka "The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck"\)) (participated in fist-fucking?) (had sexual intercourse continuously for more than three hours?) (been bruised while engaged in sexual activities?) (bruised someone else while engaged in sexual activities?) (been injured while engaged in sexual activities?) (orgasmed more than three times in one session of sexual intercourse?) (disturbed other people by making excessive noise while you and your partner were engaged in sexual activities?) (engaged in sexual activities while in formal costume \(prom dress, wedding dress, tuxedo, ballroom gown, etc.\)?) (had sexual intercourse doggie fashion?) (had sexual intercourse in the female superior position?) (had sexual intercourse sitting up or standing up?) (done vertical 69 \(one person standing, the other hanging upside down\)?) (had sexual intercourse upside-down \(hanging from the ceiling like bats, standing on your heads, etc.\)?) (gone through multiple sexual positions without the need for re-entry?) (fell asleep while engaged in sexual activities?) (been awakened to someone performing sexual activities with you?) (given or received a hickey on your upper, inner thigh?) (been on the receiving end of anal sex?) (been on the ramming end of anal sex?) (had sexual intercourse more than 10 times with 1 person?) (had sexual intercourse more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?) (had sexual intercourse more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?) (engaged in sexual activities while someone other than your partner was watching?) (engaged in sexual activities while one or both of you were playing a musical instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?) (engaged in oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?) (kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?) (intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities?) (drawn blood by biting while performing sexual activities? \(Hickeys do not count as having drawn blood.\)) (been involved in cunnilingus \(vaginal oral sex\) during the woman's period?) (had sexual intercourse during the woman's period?) (foot masturbated someone?) (been foot masturbated?) (tongue bathed someone?) (been tongue bathed?) (licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?) (had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?) (licked someone's anus?) (licked someone's anus while they were defecating?) (performed oral sex while the person was urinating?) (drunk your own urine?) (tasted or drunk someone else's urine?) (drunk human blood?) (tasted someone else's nasal mucous?) (been involved in golden showers?) (swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions?) 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The above is a public service announcement of this institution. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- > purity-off-0/tests/5000100644000175100001440000010526506766706030013254 0ustar mdusers{******************************************************** * - the 500 question purity test - * * this program prints the number of no`s you enter * * which is then tallied and divided by 5 to give. * * a percentage score which is your purity score. * * have fun and don`t cheat... * ******************************************************** } [friendly relations.19 questions have you ever done the following? ] (kissed anyone on their head/neck region as a friendly gesture?) (held hands with someone?) (had a date?) (had a date past 1 a.m.?) (dated someone on a regular basis?) (picked someone up?) (been picked up?) (gone steady?) (slow danced?) (had the symptoms of russian fingers \(rushin' fingers\)?) (had the symptoms of roman hands \(roamin' hands\)?) (shared sleeping accommodations with someone without steamy happenings?) (given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?) (used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?) (asked someone who was not your so or had ever been if they were a virgin?) (used physical prowess as a pickup routine?) (secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?) (dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked, hoping for a reaction?) (written anonymous "love letters" to someone? ) (had an arousing dream? \(wet dreams and the like.\)) [auto erotica and mono sexualism. 51 questions] (been sexually aroused?) (verbally expressed obscenities?) (fantasizied about someone in a superior position to you?) (fantasizied about someone in a professional relationship with you?) (fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?) (fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?) (read or bought pornographic periodicals?) (ever had a subscription to pornographic periodicals?) (read sexually explicit literature?) (gone skinny dipping alone?) (made obscene phone calls?) (phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? \(e.g. 976-fuck\)) (phoned up any live phone sex numbers?) (stuffed your bra or pants?) (shaved your genital pubic hair?) (shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?) (colored or bleached your genital pubic hair?) (shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design?) (masturbated?) (masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?) (masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight?) (masturbated where you could have been discovered? ) (masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilisation?) (masturbated to orgasm?) (masturbated while reading either sexually explicit material?) (masturbated while driving a *moving* land vehicle? ) (masturbated while on the phone? ) (masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?) (masturbated while watching an r or x-rated show?) (seen any burlesque show? \(rocky horror counts\)) (been to a peep show?) (been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?) (seen a pornographic movie in a theater?) (walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude?) (walked around in a public area with a top but no bottom?) (bought blatant sexual objects?) (owned any erotic art pieces? ) (written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes?) (sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food \(bananas, carrots, apples...\)?) (eaten any erotic food items? \(chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.\)) (sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in any carvable materaial other than food?) (made an x- or r-rated snowman or snowwoman?) (tasted your own orgasmic liquids?) (inserted your finger into your rectum?) (used ben-wa balls or anal beads? ) (performed oral sex on yourself? ) (willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time?) (willingly urinated on any part of your body?) (willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time?) (willingly defecated on yourself?) (administered a whole purity test ) [legislative misfits and other ethical things. 61 questions] (taken purity tests of any versions more than 5 times?) (lied on any previous purity tests?) (exaggerated about any sexual experiences?) (gone to \(or escorted someone to\) a planned parenthood clinic? ) (broken your word, promise, or vow?) (lied to someone at someone else's request?) (lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date?) (written graffitti?) (plagiarized?) (shoplifted?) (stolen?) (made out a check that bounced?) (used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or consent?) (committed breaking and entering?) (seen a snuff film?) (read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent?) (searched someone's room without their knowledge and/or consent?) (told someone that you loved them when you did not?) (told someone that you loved them so you could have sex with them?) (fantazised about other people than your partner during sexual activities? ) (intentionally listened in on other people having sex, oral sex, etc?) (used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex?) (used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex?) (drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent? ) (forced or coerced someone into having intimate relations with you?) (had multiple dates on one night with one or more parties unaware of the other?) (gone steady with two or more people at the same time ?) (gone steady with two or more people at the same time while all aware of it?) (urinated on someone else intentionally? \(piss fights!\)) (urinated in any receptacle that was not designed for the purpose?) (urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any commonly accepted pisshole?) (urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent thereof?) (defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or such?) (stored any excretia in a refrigerator, oven, or any food storage device?) (stored evacuated excretia anywhere else? ) (entered a bathroom of the opposite sex, unaccompanied by someone of the the opposite sex, while not involved in a search and/or rescue misson?) (mooned or flashed someone from the front?) (farted \(audibly\) in mixed company?) (streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed youself in public?) (streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before a formal \(official\) gathering of people?) (been arrested? \(picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.\)) (received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone?) (given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone?) (thought you might be, or might have caused someone else to be, unintentionally pregnant?) (bought a home pregnancy test?) (bought condoms?) (borrowed/stolen/taken birth control devices from your or someone else's parents? \(condoms, spermicidal foam, diaphragms, chastity belt\)) (had, or given someone, an unwanted pregnancy?) (lied about being pregnant or about having made someone pregnant?) (had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under the legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex?) (thought you had vd?) (had vd of any sort \(vd, std's, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.\)) (had an aids test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?) (given a sympathy fuck?) (initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?) (willingly committed incest?) (committed adultery? \(you need not have been the one who was married to get this point.\)) (bought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite sex?) (stolen the underwear of someone you knew, for a purpose other than that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? ) (intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it belonged to?) (had an alcoholic drink?) [drugs. 43 questions] (been intoxicated?) (thrown up from having drunk too much alcohol?) (passed out due to having drunk too much alcohol?) (forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk?) (smoked tobacco? \(cigarette, pipe, cigar, hookah\)) (chewed tobacco? \(snuff\)) (bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the dea, in violation of the law?) (sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound scheduled by the dea, in violation of the law?) (taken stimulants?) (taken depressants excluding alcohol?) (inhaled nitrous oxide while not visiting a dentist?) (inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?) (used a commercial aphrodisiac? ) (taken valium?) (smoked marijuana/sensemilia?) (smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?) (eaten marijuana/sensemilia?) (eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?) (taken opiate in any form?) (taken opiate in any form more than twice?) (used cocaine?) (used cocaine more than four times?) (injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than medical?) (injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than medical more than twice?) (taken ecstasy/x?) (taken pcp?) (taken pcp more than twice?) (taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide \(lsd-25\), peyote, or psilocybin?) (taken lsd, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?) (taken lsd more than six times?) (deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?) (played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it? ) (gone to class or work while under the influence of drugs?\(alcohol ok\) ) (mixed drugs? \(alcohol counts. mixed meaning being under the influence of two or more drugs at once.\)) (sold possessions in order to obtain drugs?) (had sex while under the influence of nitrous?) (had an orgasm while under the influence of nitrous? \(difficult because of timing\).) (had sex while under the influence of cocaine?) (had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?) (had sex while under the influence of ecstasy/x?) (had sex while under the influence of lsd, peyote, or psilocybin?) (had sex while under the influence of drugs with a partner who did not realize you were on them?) (propositioned someone for necking or petting?) [non platontic relations. 63 questions if you are: -heterosexual-your so is someone of the opposite gender -homosexual-your so is someone of your own gender -50-50..you are a confirmed bisexual, your so is someone of the opposite gender] (propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?) (pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?) (french kissed?) (been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?) (kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?) (necked?) (petted above the waist?) (petted below the waist?) (kissed on the first date?) (necked on the first date?) (petted above the waist on the first date?) (petted below the waist on the first date?) (given a hickey?) (received a hickey?) (worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys? ) (fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?) (fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?) (fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region?) (had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?) (been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?) (had your fingers licked or sucked?) (had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or nibbled?) (licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?) (licked or sucked someone else's finger\(s\)?) (fondled someone who was asleep?) (given a back massage with ulterior motives?) (given a back massage that led to something steamier?) (seen someone else completely nude when that person was under good lighting conditions?) (been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting conditions?) (been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?) (bathed or showered with someone?) (let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself. ) (gone skinny dipping in mixed company?) (been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed breast \(as either possessor or fondler of the breast\)?) (been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare breast \(as either possessor or fondler of the breast\)?) (licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple?) (had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?) (petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals?) (had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?) (petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals?) (had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?) (had an orgasm while petting?) (given your partner an orgasm while petting?) (given finger scratch marks?) (received finger scratch marks?) (drawn blood by scratching during sex?) (drawn blood by biting during sex? \(hickeys do not count as having drawn blood\)) (given or received *scars* from scratches or bites made during sex?) (performed oral sex?) (received oral sex?) (swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off of fingers?) (done sixty-nine ?) (performed mutual masturbation?) (had sex? \(no need for orgasm; penetration counts.\)) (had sex on the first date?) (had sex without the use of birth control devices? \(use of the rhythm, prayer, and hope methods counts as "without the use of birth control devices".\)) (had sex with a virgin? \(not yourself.\)) (had sex with someone whose name you did not know? \(and *still* don't know\)) (had sex with someone whose face you never saw?) (had sex with someone where there was an age difference of more than 20 years?) (had sex with someone not of your own race?) (had sex with a religious officiary? \(priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, deity, etc.\)) (held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?) [non primary choice relations. 39 questions this section deals with whether you have done things that you may or may not have been comfortable with. if you are: -heterosexual-your so is someone of the opposite gender -homosexual-your so is someone of your own gender -50-50..you are a confirmed bisexual, your so is someone of the opposite gender] (kissed someone on the lips?) (french kissed someone?) (necked?) (petted?) (received manual sex?) (given manual sex?) (received oral sex?) (given oral sex?) (had sex?) (had sex with a virgin? \(not yourself.\)) (had sex with someone when there was an age difference of more than 20 years?) (had anal sex? \(the use of fingers or any phallic objects in this case would also count.\)) (been involved in fist-fucking?) (done 69? \(simultaneous oral sex.\)) (propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?) (yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?) (had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? \(and still don't know.\)) (had sex with someone whose face you never saw?) (been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped verification contest? ) (been a judge in a contest such as above?) (gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?) (received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?) (fondled someone who was asleep?) (attempted to seduce someone?) (allowed yourself to be seduced?) (had an orgasm while petting?) (gave your partner an orgasm while petting?) (had an orgasm at all?) (had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?) (stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?) (stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?) (stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?) (stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?) (stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of someone else?) (stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone else?) (had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation with someone not of your own race?) (been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?) (been involved in group sex, with all participants of the same sex? \(4 or more people, partners must be exchanged.\)) (been decidedly heterosexual?) [alternate choices. 26 questions answer yes only if you do the action on a serious basis have you ever done any of the following on a serious basis?] (been decidedly homosexual?) (been decidedly bisexual?) (practiced bestiality \(avec les animaux\)?) (practiced transvesticism?) (practiced sadism ?) (practiced masochism ?) (practiced bondage?) (practiced domination?) (practiced submission?) (practiced sodomy \(anal intercourse\)?) (practiced cocrophilia \(a marked interest in excrement; esp. the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement\)?) (practiced frotteurism \(masturbation by rubbing against another's person or the need to rub against another stranger\)?) (practiced infantilism \(a dependency on the sight or feeling of diapers or of being diapered; a dependency on being dressed and treated as a baby\)?) (practiced klismaphilia \(a dependency on being given an enema\)?) (practiced necrophilia \(copulation with a corpse\)?) (practiced mysophilia \(a dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads\)?) (practiced scoptophilia \(a dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly, not surreptitiously, as in voyeurism\)?) (practiced urophilia \(being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating\)?) (practiced role-playing \(nurse-patient, teacher-student, border guard- well endowed co-ed, etc.\)?) (owned an underwear collection of underwear not belonging to you?) (been a foot fetishist to any degree?) (been a leather fetishist to any degree?) (been a rubber/latex fetishist to any degree?) (been a voyeur?) (been an exhibitionist?) (listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?) [group sexual relations. 27 questions this section relates to what you have or have not done where groups of people are concerned, with at least one person of the opposite sex having been present. have you ever done any of the following?] (told dirty jokes in mixed company?) (discussed masturbation? \(bringing up the topic of masturbation during purity testing does not cut it as discussing masturbation.\)) (watched a porn movie in mixed company?) (watched a porn movie with your own or someone else's parents?) (played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?) (played a game which may require you or others to perform an action on another participant?) (been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all of you were nude?) (had oral sex with more than 10 people? \(not necessarily at one time\)) (had sex with more than 10 people? \(not necessarily at one time\)) (had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?) (had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?) (been in a menage-a-trois with at least one member of the opposite sex?) (walked in on others having sex \(committed an "oops"\) and then joined in?) (had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent? \(not necessarily at the same time.\)) (had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling? \(not necessarily at the same time.\)) (been involved in a two \(or more\) in one? \(oral & anal or vaginal & anal counts. but no fingers - we're talking the real thing here.\)) (been involved in a gang bang? \(step right up; come and get it while it's hot.\)) (been in a circle of fuck?) (been in a 69 circle?) (been to a \(cooking, baby, wesson\) oil party?) (played naked twister [tm] \(with or without oil\)?) (participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex? (four people or more; partners must be exchanged.)) (participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? \(four people or more; partners must be exchanged.\)) (propositioned a person or group of people for group sex?) (been propositioned for group sex?) (participated in a fuck-a-thon? \(where the object is to see how many times you can do it in a certain amount of time.\)) (used a bowling pin, coke bottle, or something along those general shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?) [non sentient objects. 62 questions have you ever done any of the following?] (masturbated using the aid of food?) (eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?) (eaten a lab dissection?) (inserted food into your or someone else's anus?) (eaten food after it was extracted/evacuated from your or someone else's anus?) (received an enema for a purpose other than medical?) (received an enema consisting on a non-normal enema solution \(wine, beer, urine, windex\)?) (actually measured your own or someone else's penis? \(i.e., actually grabbed a ruler, yardstick, tape measure, etc.\)) (used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation? \(vibrator, massager, dustbuster\(tm\), vacuum cleaner, etc.\)) (used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling?) (used tickling as a form of *arousal*?) (used ice for sexual purposes?) (used ice for something frozen as a dildo? \(ice cubes don't count here - icicles, popsicles, and the like. penetration.\)) (used a strap-on dildo or male extension sheath?) (used whipped cream for sexual purposes?) (used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?) (had sex in front of or under a mirror?) (put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey or anything else edible on your partner's body, and then eaten it?) (used household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing, or any like substance for sexual purposes? ) (used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage purposes?) (used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?) (worn edible underwear/lingerie?) (eaten edible underwear/lingerie off of someone?) (worn a leather/grore suit?) (worn diapers for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?) (been diapered by someone else for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?) (used a ball gag or other manufactured gag?) (worn a collar and/or leash?) (been completely tied down \(spreadeagled, hogtied, etc.\)?) (tied someone down completely?) (had sex while you or your partner was tied up?) (used nipple clips \(clothespins count\)?) (pierced a part of your body other than your ears or nose \(nipples, labia , head of penis\)?) (found a prepubescent child sexually attractive/arousing?) (had sexual contact of any kind with a prepubescent child?) (used an inflatable doll?) (humped an inanimate object like a pillow, \(dinner\) liver, hole in the wall, sausage, banana, etc?) (had sex or oral sex with a dead person?) (inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? \(either alive or dead.\)) (had sex or oral sex with your \(dead\) dinner animal?) (watched animals having sex?) (been aroused by the sight of animals having sex?) (attempted to have sex, oral sex, or \(mutual\) masturbation with a live animal, but failed?) (had sex, oral sex, or \(mutual\) masturbation with a smallish animal? \(dog, cat, rabbit, lab rat, gerbil, etc.\)) (had sex, oral sex, or \(mutual\) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? \(cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.\)) (mutilated or killed any living animal or creature for your pleasures?) (had sex with a live animal? \(any size.\)) (received oral sex from a live animal? \(any size.\)) (gave oral sex to a live animal? \(any size.\)) (had sex, oral sex, or \(mutual\) masturbation with a single type animal more than once? \(alive or dead.\)) (had sex, oral sex, or \(mutual\) masturbation with an animal in the presence of 1 or more other people?) (cross dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose? \(this means that school plays, initiations, and the like don't count.\)) (cross dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose in the presence of 1 or more other people? \(plays and the like still don't count - this is for a sexual purpose\).) (stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your sexual purpose?) (had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly?) (worn groinal underwear on your head? \(panties, jock-strap, etc.\)) (eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted a used, unwashed piece of groinal underwear into your mouth while said underwear was not being worn at the time?) (deliberately sniffed or smelled a used, unwashed piece of groinal underwear while it was not being worn at the time?) (been gagged with someone's underwear? \(not your own\)) (played in or with shit?) (worn or used a condom or any feminine hygiene contraption that has already been used by someone else?) (necked or petted in a place of religion? \(church, temple, altar, grand holy cabbage head patch, etc.\)) [localities. 33 questions this section tries to figure out how many places you have done it have you ever done any of the following?] (had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of religion?) (necked or petted in a place of the dead? \(morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.\)) (had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of the dead?) (necked or petted in a contraption of the dead? \(coffin, hearse, body bag, etc.\)) (had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a contraption of the dead?) (had sex in/on a construction site \(house, office, launch platform, etc.\)?) (necked or petted in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of less than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? \(car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, etc.\)) (had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of less than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?) (necked or petted in a land/road-based vehicle of more than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? \(truck, tank, armored car, steam- roller, crane, bulldozer, garbage truck, etc.\)) (had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land/road-based vehicle of more than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?) (had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land- based, non road dependant vehicle? \(train, subway, roller-coaster, monorail, disneyland ride, etc.\)) (necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, manual powered vehicular transport medium? \(rowboat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc.\) \(for this question only counts if in water at the time.\)) (necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium less than 80 feet in length? \(yacht, pt boat, windsurfer, sunfish, etc.\)) (necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium more than 80 feet in length? \(cruise ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, submarine, etc.\)) (necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in an aircraft? \(airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, space shuttle, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.\)) (had sex in a household room other than a bedroom?) (had sex on the floor \(but not the roof\)?) (had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk, counter-top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for sitting or as a table/desk? \(television, washer/dryer, microwave, etc.\)_) (had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph taker, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities?) (had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter, or any building- internal people moving device?) (had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?) (had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation in a suspension device of some kind \(hammock, trampoline, tightrope, safety net, etc.\)?) (had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?) (had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock overhang, in a well, etc?) (had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? \(spring thaw is acceptable.\)) (had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the prevailing , ambient temperature \(of the air immediately surrounding you\) was below the freezing point of water?) (had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered?) (had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled bathtub, hot tub, or under a shower or other running water \(waterfall, torrential downpour, monsoon, etc.\)?) (had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water? \(swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc.\)) (had sex on the beach \(and the resultant sand in uncomfortable places\)?) (had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the opposite sex?) (gone to a motel \(however sleazy\) for the sole purpose of having sex?) (watched while someone else masturbated?) [style. 76 questions this checks on your style as a lover..] (been watched while masturbating?) (orgasmed on somebody?) (orgasmed in somebody if you are male, or had someone orgasm in you if you are female?) (had more than one person orgasm on you at once, or been one of several people orgasming on someone else?) (been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device?) (been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement?) (willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?) (physically watched others having sex?) (watched your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else?) (taken pictures or made video tapes of your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else?) (willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?) (talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?) (intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever might have been listening in?) (intentionally made "animal" noises during sex?) (had a pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner while you were involved in sex or oral sex?) (had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? \(house on fire, flash flood, hurricane, private plane crash lands in your dwelling, earthquake \("did the earth move for you?"\) etc.\)) (had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?) (taken nude pictures of someone else?) (had nude pictures of you taken?) (placed a personal ad?) (answered a personal ad?) (been involved in breast fucking? \(aka "the hawaiian muscle fuck"\)) (participated in fist-fucking? \(see "caligula"\)) (shaved someone's genital pubic hair \(or had yours shaved\) as part of a sexual activity?) (had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?) (been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? \(hickies do not count.\)) (bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?) (been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?) (orgasmed more than three times in one session of sex?) (had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved runs dry?) (disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex?) (had sex or mutual masturbation or received oral sex while you were driving \(the car or boat or whatever vehicle\)?) (had sex doggie fashion?) (had sex in the female superior position?) (had sex sitting up?) (had sex standing up?) (had sex upside-down?) (gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?) (fallen asleep during sex?) (woken up to someone having sex with you?) (had sex while one person was passed out or unconscious?) (given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh?) (been on the receiving of anal sex?) (been on the slamming end of anal sex \(a dildo counts\)?) (had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?) (had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?) (had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?) (had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation while someone other than your partner was watching?) (had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?) (performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?) (kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?) (inflicted pain during sex?) (been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period?) (had sex during the woman's period?) (foot masturbated someone?) (been foot masturbated?) (tongue bathed someone?) (been tongue bathed?) (licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?) (had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?) (licked someone's anus?) (licked someone's anus while they were defecating?) (performed oral sex while the person was urinating?) (drank your own urine?) (tasted or drank someone else's urine?) (drank/drained an entire bladder-full of someone else's urine?) (drank human blood?) (tasted someone else's nasal mucous?) (been involved in a golden shower?) (swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions?) (used the purity test as a checklist of things you could do?) (ever done something for the sole purpose of lowering your purity test score?) (bought/read books to enhance sexual technique?) (participated in purity testing with an ulterior motive?) (become interested in someone only after hearing about their purity test score?) purity-off-0/tests/dabney0100644000175100001440000001053206766706030014202 0ustar mdusers{ The Dabney House Purity Test from CalTech DEFINITIONS: "had sex" means sexual intercourse (unless you're gay); "made out" means everything but. \[Ed. note: The seven "houses" of CalTech are the primary subdivision of the school. Substitute dorm, college, etc. as seems appropriate to your school.\] HAVE YOU EVER... } (kissed someone?) (made out without clothes?) (masturbated?) (masturbated with a foreign object?) (had sexual intercourse?) (had sex in bondage?) (been walked in on?) (been walked in on and not cared?) (had someone watch?) (watched others have sex?) (had sex with more than one person at a time?) (had sex with four or more?) (had sex on your parents' bed?) (had sex outdoors?) (had sex in a public place?) (had sex in direct public view?) (had sex in all seven houses?) (had sex with both a man and a woman \(at different times\)?) (had sex with both a man and a woman at once?) (had sex with a married person \(not to you\)?) (had sex with a married couple?) (had sex with chocolate sauce, honey, or other appropriate substance?) (had sex on a waterbed?) (had sex in a boat?) (had sex on a plane?) (had sex in the water?) (had sex with 3 or more in one night?) (had sex with 3 or more in one night without them knowing about eachother?) (had sex in a hallway or lounge of a student house?) (had sex while on pot or alcohol?) (had sex while on hallucinogens?) (had sex with someone over 35 \(double if over 50\)?) (had sex with someone under 16?) (had sex with a virgin?) (had sex without contraceptives?) (had sex and thrown away the condom at the last minute?) (had sex while driving \(double for not crashing\)?) (performed fellatio/cunnilingus?) (had above done to you?) (had anal sex?) (masturbated with someone watching?) (come while reading pornography?) (come while watching pornography?) (had sex with S/M?) (had sex sitting?) (had sex standing?) (had sex in a position randomly chosen from the Kama Sutra?) (had sex at work?) (had sex with your teacher \(TA's don't count\)?) (had sex with a relative?) (had sex with someone in the immediate family?) (had sex on the Atheneum lawn \[The Athenaeum is CalTech's faculty club, and occupies a central location with plush lawns and *some* shrubbery.\]?) (had sex in an elevator?) (had sex with a celebrity?) (seduced someone?) (seduced someone in a large crowd of people without anyone knowing?) (had sex in a large crowd of people without anyone knowing?) (seduced someone without speaking or writing to them?) (caused someone who was straight or gay to become bisexual?) (had pictures taken while making out?) (had these pictures published?) (had a spanish fly party?) (had sex in a church?) (MADE your fantasy come true?) (seduced the mailman, milkman, deliveryman, maid, etc.?) (had sex at a movie \(double if ASCIT or Cinematech \[i.e. on-campus\]\)?) (had sex with your parents home and not knowing?) (been turned on by a cat purring in your lap?) (??) (made out at a dance?) (had sex at a dance?) (masturbated in public?) (had sex the first time you met someone?) (picked up a stranger?) (come during a timed midterm or final \[Ed. note: CalTech has lots of timed take-home exams. If you didn't, then you just missed out, didn't you?\]?) (come while dreaming?) (bought "sexual aids" \(vibrators, etc.\)?) (used sexual aids?) (had sex in a classroom?) (teased someone successfully for more than an hour?) (had sex for more than 1 hour continuously \(without breaks\)?) (five hours??) (done a striptease?) (seen a striptease at a public establishment?) (been paid for sex?) (had sex with more than one member of the same family \(not yours\)?) (had sex with more than one member of a family at the same time?) ("dry humped" \(had sex with clothes on\)?) (used an animal to make you come?) (had sex with one of your parents' dates \(or vice versa\)?) (gone to a hotel just to have sex?) (had sex with someone who doesn't speak your language?) (placed or answered an ad in the free press?) (had sex on 3 or more rooftops around campus?) (had sex with a house president \(past or present\) \[or equivalent\]?) (had sex with more than one house president at once?) (had sex in the snow?) (watched a gay couple have sex?) (kissed someone in every orifice?) (had sex on the astral or ethereal planes \(for Stuart\)?) purity-off-0/tests/new1000100644000175100001440000001032606766706030013753 0ustar mdusers{ THE RICKETTS HOUSE PURITY TEST Have you ever ... ? } (gotten sexually aroused?) (... for more than one hour continuously?) (... while dancing with someone?) (... during a non-sexual activity?) (been on a date?) (single dated?) (had four or more separate dates in three days?) (kissed someone?) (... on the first date?) (... on the neck \(or conversely\)?) (... while lying down?) (french kissed?) (... on the first date?) (ear frenched someone?) (danced cheek to cheek?) (told someone that you loved them?) (kissed in a car for more than one hour continuously?) (bought porn and read it for more than fifteen minutes continuously?) (masturbated?) (... on the average of twice a week or more for at least a month?) (... on an average of once day or more for at least a week?) (... with the aid of pornography or fantasizing?) (... in front of someone?) (... with a foreign object?) (pinched or patted a stranger's ass?) (kissed a stranger?) (picked up a stranger?) (kissed for more than fifteen minutes continuously?) (kissed for more than two hours continuously?) (had an orgasm while kissing?) (exchanged sexual experiences with your date?) (seen an X-rated movie?) (... with a member of an attracting sex?) (seen a completely nude member of the opposite sex in the flesh?) (paid to see a live sexual display \(exposure through sexual intercourse and/ or perversions\)?) (had an alcohloic beverage for non-religious purposes?) (successfully used alcohol or drugs to lower your or someone else's resis- tance to sex?) (been masturbated to a climax by someone else?) (dry humped?) (tasted semen \(not by accident -- thanks, Josh\)?) (undressed \(or been undressed by\) someone completely for sexual activities?) (been in bed with someone for sexual activities?) (been awake for eight or more hours continuously without any clothes on?) (purchased contraceptives?) (gotten or given a hickey?) (drawn blood from someone during sexual activities \(or conversely\)?) (shacked up with someone for two or more continuous nights?) (slept with someone?) (fondled someone's covered genitalia?) (... on the first date?) (come while sleeping?) (frenched a nipple of either sex?) (fondled someone's uncovered genitalia?) (had you bare genitalia fondled?) (had a one night stand with a non-stranger?) (used a dildo, doll, artificial vagina, etc.?) (taken a shower with someone in the nude?) (orally stimulated someone's genitals \(or conversely\)?) (climaxed just from oral stimulation?) (brought someone to a climax just from oraly stimulation?) (been walked in on?) (climaxed at the same time as your partner during sex?) (gotten or given a rimjob?) (picked up a stranger and subsequently had sex with him/her?) (participated actively in an orgy?) (gone swimming with someone in the nude?) (committed incest?) (inserted your penis, dildo, finger, etc. into someone's anus \(or con- versely\)?) (?) (propositioned someone?) (been propositioned by a non-prostitute?) (seduced someone \(or been seduced by someone\)?) (HAD SEX with a member of the opposite sex?) (... with a member of the same sex?) (... with someone less than fifteen or more than forty years of age?) (... in a public place?) (... with a professor, teacher, or RA?) (... on you parents' or grandparents' bed \(even if they were there at the time\)?) (... in the student houses?) (... outdoors?) (... with more than one person?) (... with more than two people in the same night or day?) (... with a virgin?) (... without using a contraceptive?) (... with a prostitute?) (... with more than four people?) (... with two or more members of the same family?) (... in a motel or hotel room?) (... for more than one hour continuously?) (... rear entry or sitting?) (... upside down?) (... in a car?) (... with someone three or more years older than you?) (... with a married person \(adultery\)?) (... with a non-Techer \(alums and flame-outs count as Techers\)?) (... with an animal \(bestiality\)?) (... with S & M \(sadism/masochism\)?) (... with B & D \(bondage/domination\)?) (... in the presence of others?) (been in love?) < All acts must have been performed since entering high school. If married, points with your spouse during marriage are invalid. Rule interpretations are the responsibility of the RLPL. > purity-off-0/tests/pt1000100644000175100001440000000757106766706030013615 0ustar mdusers{this version of the purity test stolen from deckard's version.} (had a date?) (been out on a date past 4 am?) (had a blind date?) (kissed a mos?) (been french kissed) (kissed a mos in the horizontal position?) (french kissed three or more mos's in 24 hours?) (kissed a mos in the last three months?) (necked for more than 2 hours consecutively?) (slow danced cheek-to-cheek?) (had an alcoholic drink?) (been drunk?) (driven while under the influence of alcohol or drugs?) (had a lapse of memory due to drinking or drugs?) (used alcohol or drugs to lower a mos's resistance?) (smoked tobacco?) (smoked pot or hashish?) (used a stronger drug?) (taken 4 or more "recreational" drugs within 24 hours?) (read a pornographic book or magazine?) (seen a pornographic movie?) (seen a stripper?) (been arrested for a felony?) (been convicted of a crime (felony or better?)?) (had an erection/clitoral erection?) (had an orgasm?) (had an orgasm in a dream?) (fondled a mos's ass?) (caressed a mos's thigh?) (fondled a breast or had your breast fondled?) (wrestled with a mos?) (showered, bathed, jacuzzied, or saunaed with a mos?) (gone coed skinny-dipping?) (gone through the motions of intercourse while fully clothed?) (spent the night in a mos's room?) (slept in the same bed with a mos?) (seen a naked post-pubescent mos?) (been seen naked by a mos after puberty?) (undressed or been undressed by a mos?) (kissed a mos on the breast or been kissed on the breast?) (fondled a mos's genitals or had your genitals fondled by a mos?) (had an orgasm due to manipulation by a mos?) (kissed a mos on the thigh?) (engaged in cunnilingus?) (engaged in fellatio?) (done 69?) (engaged in definitely sexual activity on the first date?) (masturbated?) (masturbated to a picture?) (masturbated with another person in the room?) (watched another person masturbate?) (been caught masturbating?) (simulated intercourse with an inanimate object?) (committed an act of voyeurism?) (committed an act of exhibitionism?) (massaged or been massaged by a mos?) (unintentionally interrupted a couple in a significant state of undress?) (participated in a tickle orgy, gross out, truth or dare, etc.?) (experimented sexually before puberty?) (purchased contraceptives in a drug store?) (had sexual intercourse?) (had sexual intercourse more than 10 times?) (had sexual intercourse continuously for 1/2 hour?) (had sexual intercourse within the last 3 months?) (had sexual intercourse 3 or more times in 1 night?) (had sexual intercourse in 3 or more positions?) (had sexual intercourse in a car?) (had sexual intercourse using a condom?) (had sexual intercourse at a parents house while they were home?) (had sexual intercourse outdoors?) (had sexual intercourse with 3 different people?) (had sexual intercourse with a virgin?) (had sexual intercourse during menstruation?) (had sexual intercourse without using birth control?) (had sexual intercourse with 2 moss in 24 hours?) (had sexual intercourse in a public place?) (described a sexual experience to a separate party?) (committed statutory rape?) (has sex been the reason for 100 miles or more of travel for you?) (impregnated a woman or been pregnant?) (arranged or had an abortion?) (displaced a roommate by staying with a mos for 1 or more nights?) (shacked up with a mos for a month or more?) (tasted semen?) (been propositioned by a prostitute or pimp?) (accepted?) (had anal intercourse?) (been tested for v.d. due to reasonable suspicion?) (had v.d.?) (picked up a strange mos for sexual purposes?) (engaged in group sex?) (engaged in sadism or masochism for sexual enjoyment?) (been propositioned by a member of the same sex?) (accepted?) (been masturbated by a member of the same sex?) (been orally stimulated by a member of the same sex?) (committed incest?) (fondled a pre-pubescent mos?) (engaged in transvestitism for sexual enjoyment?) (committed bestiality?) purity-off-0/tests/15000100644000175100001440000026106007527623000013320 0ustar mdusers{ UNISEX PURITY TEST VERSION 6.6b - 1500 QUESTIONS On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're still too young to qualify, well, these things take time. Chaste makes waste. Virginity can be cured. Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts" All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time is considered not standing and void. Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy) Necking: the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the stroking of arms hands or back. Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of anatomy; through or underneath clothing. Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile imagination dreams up. Doesn't necessarily mean penetration (but it can). Posslq : "person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters." Bureaucrat for live-in lover. Masturbation: the rubbing/feeling of your genitals. Doesn't need to be to orgasm. Can be through clothing. Mutual Masturbation: You masturbating your partner and/or you being masturbated. Not necessarily both at the same time. --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT --- } [The Lamer Section (Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities - 90 Questions) Have you ever: ] (held hands with someone?) (hugged somebody?) (kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture?) (kissed a friend or stranger as an unfriendly gesture?) (flirted?) (been on a date?) (been on a date past one a.m.?) (stood someone up?) (dated someone on a regular basis?) (gone steady?) (slam danced?) (slow danced?) (copped a feel while slow dancing?) (tangoed?) (waltzed?) (lambdaed?) (had the symptoms of Russian \(rushing\) Fingers?) (had the symptoms of Roman \(roaming\) Hands?) (asked someone who you were not going out with and had never gone out with if he/she was a virgin?) (french kissed?) (necked?) (attended sub races, watched for UFO's, or similar activity?) (hot tubbed in mixed company \(jacuzzi or hydropool\)?) (hot tubbed in the nude?) (hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company?) (while hot tubbing been groped under the water?) (while hot tubbing groped someone under the water?) (saunaed or steam bathed in mixed company?) (in the nude?) (in the nude in mixed company?) (put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on someone \(at beach or pool\)?) (had someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on you?) (played post office \(or other kissing game\)?) (played pony express \(post office with more horsing around\)?) (played doctor?) (played Twister?) (played Naked Twister?) (been picked up?) (picked someone up?) (picked up sailors \(marines, soldiers\)?) (had a one night stand?) (been hit by a thrown chalk eraser \(by the teacher\)?) (been in intellectual combat with an unarmed person, and not given them a running head start?) (been on a pub crawl?) (slept on watch?) (slept in your undies?) (slept in the nude?) (slept in class?) (interrupted a lecture with your snoring?) (bundled \(archaic, the sharing of sleeping arrangements by persons of the opposite sex while clothed. In theory, nothing goes on\)?) (played footsie or 'kneesie'?) (played footsie or 'kneesie' with someone not your date, significant other or spouse?) (been unable to share a bed, sleeping bag or other sleeping arrangements without something steamy happening?) (used tickling as a pickup or getting to know you better activity?) (used physical strength, power, prowess \(or lack thereof\), as a pickup or getting to know you better routine?) (lusted in your heart for someone without their knowledge?) (dropped hints to somebody you lusted after in the hopes he/she would pick up on it?) (send anonymous love letters to someone?) (been in or started a food fight?) (photocopied parts of your body, such as your face, hands or feet) (read the Song of Solomon?) (read The National Geographic?) (kissed and told?) (been unable to cuss someone out in language acceptable in polite society \(e.g. is your cursing run of the mill, or do you have some class\)?) (used 'fuck' or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun, infix, suffix, prefix or prepositional article in a sentence?) (done something that you don't want someone to know about \(parents, employer, boy/girlfriend, spouse, roommate\)?) (never been amused about something you thought too embarrassing to explain to another?) (cussed in your sleep?) (worn a strapless gown?) (skipped class?) (skipped class with teacher?) (had someone refuse to be with your because you whistled dirty songs?) (been a bore \(not a pig-like thing in a previous life\)?) (been bar hopping?) (been overcome by celibacy and didn't like it?) (been afraid you were slipping into monogamy) (been to a cocktail party?) (drank beer because you liked to piss?) (tried to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop \(it's NOT three\)?) (dyed a pet strange colours \(green, pink or purple\)?) (dyed your hair an outrageous colour \(deliberately\)?) (owned a Slinky?) (hung a Slinky out a window?) (owned a Bill The Cat doll?) (hung Bill from the ceiling?) (thrown Bill down the stairs?) (thrown Bill out a window?) (videotaped a throwing of Bill for later playback?) (hung a stuffed animal in effigy?) (owned or driven a VW Microbus \(with the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction\)?) [Who Says You Need a Partner? OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had (Autoerotica and Mono-Sexualism - 91 Questions) (while the actions described here are usually done in private, it counts if others were present) Have you: ] (scratched and sniffed any catalog?) (been sexually aroused?) (had an arousing or sexually explicit dream \(Wet Dreams and the like\)?) (skinny-dipped alone?) (read or bought erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals?) (read or bought pornographic material that might be described as really gross?) (subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals? \(include alt.sex, alt.sex.whatever\)) (read erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit books?) (read classic pornographic books \(Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came the Stranger\)?) (been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature?) (written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature \(lust letters count\)?)) (misspelled 'dirty' words, or misspelled other words as 'dirty' words?) (read any sex manuals \(e.g. Joy of Sex, Everything you always wanted to Know about Sex\)?) (read Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis?) (read the Kama Sutra?) (read any Presidential report on obscenity?) (underlined, or marked 'good' parts?) (made an obscene phone call anonymously?) (received an anonymous obscene phone call?) (received an obscene phone call and had it turned you on?) (called any phone sex numbers \(recorded or live\)?) (recorded an obscene call for later playback?) (worked at a live phone sex number?) (had phone sex with a friend?) (masturbated \(if you either blush at this question or answer 'no' to it, give up now and go listen to some Lawrence Welk\)?) (masturbated more than four times in 24 hours?) (masturbated on a regular basis \(more than once a week\)?) (masturbated on a set schedule \(Oops, gotta go, Mom. It's time for my 3:00 jerk-off\)?) (masturbated to orgasm \(isn't that the point?\)?) (masturbated to multiple orgasm?) (fainted while masturbating as a result of orgasm?) (target-practice masturbated \(females, too; it IS possible\)?) (masturbated with a pillow or mattress?) (masturbated on a houseplant?) (used an aid while masturbating \(dildo, pocket pussy, etc.\)?) (used an inflatable doll for masturbating?) (masturbated against a house-hold appliance \(ie, washing machine on spin cycle\)?) (masturbated with food?) (eaten the food afterwards?) (fantasized about someone while masturbating?) (fantasized about someone masturbating while masturbating?) (fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex?) (masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature?) (masturbated while reading textbooks \(biology or human sexuality don't count\)?) (masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in private \(cable, videotape, or film\)?) (masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public \(a theatre\)?) (masturbated while on the phone \(no kinky interpretations of "on the phone". This means you were talking to somebody through the phone lines while you were masturbating. The other party need not know what you were doing, you little pervert\)?) (masturbated while driving?) (masturbated in a public bathroom?) (masturbated in a public bathroom of the opposite sex?) (masturbated in any public place?) (masturbated in the wild?) (masturbated where there was the possibility of being caught?) (been "caught" masturbating?) (adjusted your genitals in public \(you'd think they'd be set at the factory\)?) (performed oral sex on yourself \(yes, it IS possible\)?) ("basted" yourself \(inserting a turkey baster into a major orifice and doing the suction thing\)?) (inserted anything into your rectum and then walked around all day?) (affected an accent \(SCA or Theatre doesn't count\)?) (asked a female friend, of her new male friend, '... is he hung'?) (sent a strip o gram?) (done a strip tease for someone?) (been to a burlesque show \(Rocky Horror counts\)?) (been to a peep show?) (been to a live sex show?) (been to a erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?) (been to a private showing of a erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie \(The classic 'stag' party, even if you're female\)?) (held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?) (practiced autoerotic asphyxia \(trying to heighten your sexual pleasure through semi-suffocation\)?) (bought or made a codpiece or padded bra?) (worn a codpiece or padded bra?) (wished you were of the opposite sex?) (decided that if you were to be of the opposite sex you'd want to be homosexual?) (had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with?) (had a sex change operation \(they do amazing things with velcro\)?) (worn clothing that was "revealing" \(either of your figure, or that emphasized 'strategic' locations\)?) (worn clothing that you didn't know was THAT revealing \(like the seat has ripped out or such\)?) (gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear?) (been in public without wearing underwear?) (photocopied personal portions of your anatomy \(tits, ass, or genitals\)?) (programed a computer to orgasm \(yours or the computers, doesn't matter\)?) (cruised \(in an automobile\)?) (cruised the bars?) (cruised the gay bars?) (cruised the leather bars?) (used toys to act out fantasies \(Barbie dolls, My Little Pony, etc\)?) (owned an erotic art piece \(like the cat woman's phallic symbol in A Clockwork Orange\)?) (sculpted an erotic art piece out of a sculptable material \(clay, wood, soap, etc\)?) (sculpted anything erotic out of food \(mashed potatoes, etc\)?) (eaten the erotic food?) (made an X or R rated snowman \(or woman\)?) [How Low Will You Go? (Ethical Considerations - 146 Questions) Have you: ] (told bad jokes?) (made puns?) (made puns on obscenities \(e.g. "knock knock." 'who's there?' "fornication", 'fornication who' "fornication like this you should wear a black tie"\)?) (told shaggy dog stories?) (flubbed a punch line?) (worked at a fast-food place?) (worked at a fast-food place for over a year?) (held a grudge?) (recited limericks?) (served cheap booze?) (passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff?) (not paid your library fines?) (lied?) (lied to somebody at somebody else's request?) (lied about your sexual preference to avoid a date?) (been in adultery \(technically it's only if you were married, but counts if you weren't\)?) (started a fight?) (started a bar fight?) (started a brawl?) (instigated a raid \(panty or otherwise\)?) (instigated a border raid?) (instigated a border war?) (watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah?) (watched primetime soaps?) (considered romance to be whatever gets him/her out of his/her clothes?) (considered anything more than a towel "overdressed"?) (not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal sanction a sin \(can't live in sin if you don't believe in it\)?) (not respected the sanctity of living in sin \(e.g., hit up on someone regardless of whether they lived with another\)?) (implied greater or lesser \(non-sexual\) experience than you actually possessed?) (implied greater or lesser sexual experience than you actually possessed?) (not thought it promiscuous having different partners annually?) (not thought it promiscuous having different partners monthly?) (not thought it promiscuous having different partners weekly?) (not thought it promiscuous having different partners daily?) (not thought it promiscuous having different partners at a time?) (had sex with someone whose name you didn't know at the time?) (had sex with someone whose name you still don't know?) (had sex with someone whose name you don't remember?) (had sex with someone whose name you don't want to know?) (had sex with someone whose language you don't \(or didn't\) know?) (had sex with someone whose face you never saw?) (had sexual activity \(not necessarily intercourse\) with someone ten or more years younger than you?) (had sexual activity with someone ten or more years older than you?) (had sex \(penetration\) with someone half your age?) (had sex with someone twice your age?) (had sex with someone for revenge \(on them, on their current or ex-, on your current or ex-\)?) (been thought to have installed a 'takaticket' machine \(as in 'now serving number...'\)?) (gone to a motel for the sole purpose of sexual activity?) (lied about how old you were for purposes of sexual activity?) (lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol?) (broken your word, vow or promise?) (told someone you loved them when you did not?) (were nice to someone in hopes of having sex with them?) (told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted sex with them?) (fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than the one present during sexual activity?) (fantasized during sexual activity that you were somebody else?) (fantasized during sexual activity about Smurfs \(or any cartoon character\)?) (faked orgasm \(guys too\)?) (told them they were great when they weren't?) (intentionally 'eavesdroped' while others were engaged in sexual activity?) (plotted conspiracy?) (plotted murder \(commission is covered later\)?) (shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos to get someone in the mood?) (used alcohol to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity \(yours included\)?) (used another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity \(yours included\)?) (dipped into capital \(been unable to live on one's investment income. An 'Old Money' no-no. If you have to ask the answer is 'no.'\)?) (kited checks?) (used credit cards without the owner's consent or knowledge?) (traded on inside information?) (ignored someone because you didn't want to admit you had sex with them?) (wanted something or someone that someone else has, simply because they have it and you don't \(coveted\)?) (gone on a date in one night with two or more people with each person unaware of the other\(s\)?) (gone steady with two or more people with each person unaware of the other\(s\)?) (gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other\(s\)?) (implied having had sex with someone when you hadn't?) (denied having sex with someone when you had \(not telling your parents is merely survival\)?) (gossiped?) (had a "sex contest" with friends \(where the object is to see who can score with more people\)?) (been in military service?) (put an ad in the persons to persons?) (put an ad for a sex partner?) (advertised for a sex partner including a photograph?) (answered an advert for a sex partner?) (exited through a window because someone came home unexpectedly?) (taken someone someplace to be seen in their company?) (taken someone someplace to be seen in their company by someone in particular?) (been in a wet t-shirt contest?) (won a wet t-shirt contest?) (judged a wet t-shirt contest?) (been in a whose-better-physically-equipped contest \(guys or girls\)?) (won a whose-better-physically-equipped contest \(zzzip... :thud:\)?) (participated in a "sword-fight" with yours or somebody else's naughty bits \(use your imagination\)?) (given your kids unusual names based on puns \(Shanda Lear, Laurel Ann Hardy\)?) (given your kids unusual names in general \(Dweezel\)?) (named your child after a porn star \(John Holmes Smith, Amber Lynn Cunningham, etc.\)?) (named your child after a porn star without the other parent knowing the origin of the name?) (given your cat or dog a mohawk or a punk harido?) (gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone?) (fed someone 'treif' \(eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese sandwich. Only counts if they were keeping kosher at the time\)?) (mixed meat and dairy?) (eaten 'treif' \(i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were keeping kosher at the time\)?) (eaten during daylight during Ramadan?) (eaten read meat on Friday \(an RC no-no\)?) (fed someone dogfood?) (been in a gross out contest?) (been in a gross out contest, and won?) (hired someone more for their looks?) (wife-\(or husband\) swapped?) (wanted to trade them in for a working model?) (been willing to trade 'em off cheap?) (flirted with in-laws?) (told somebody something "for their own good"?) (had sex without the use of a birth control method more effective than prayer \(Oh God don't let me/her get pregnant\)?) (had sex without the use of even prayer \(they call people who do this frequently "parents"\)?) (had sex with the "pull-out" method of birth control?) (pulled out and come in his/her mouth \(or had someone pull out an come in your mouth\) so as to not have to clean up afterwards?) (welshed on a bet or wager?) (offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager?) (offered another's sexual favors as payoff for your wager?) (feared that you might be \(or caused someone to be\) unintentionally pregnant?) (found out that you were \(or caused someone to be\) unintentionally pregnant?) (drooled on someone?) (had someone drool on you?) (always accepted sex \(never refused it regardless of race, creed, colour, religion, age, gender, condition, or politics\)?) (accepted sloppy seconds \(it's better than nothing\)?) (offered sex for money or other consideration \(a better grade, raise, "services rendered"\)?) (had sex with someone who was merely doing you a favor?) (demanded sex for money or other consideration \("Put out or walk"/ "I'll scream if you don't" are but the more blatant forms\)?) (coerced someone into having sex with you \(you were going to be impossible to be with unless your hormone level was lowered\)?) (accepted sex for money or other consideration \(a better grade, raise, "services rendered"\)?) (cashed in your soda-pop can lids \(the ones that if you get it off of the can in once piece you get a free fuck\)?) (offered a sympathy fuck?) (offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected \(time to go back to the masturbation section\)?) (drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or water bottle and put it back in the cooler \(so you wouldn't have to refill it\)?) (woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard on your pillow \(you might be programming too much\)?) (tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help prevent/relieve cramps?) (tried to convince your partner that oral sex was good for the complexion?) (considered sperm a protein supplement \(works better than peanuts on those long summer nights\)?) (questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapable of not answering \(e.g. they were truly wasted, or talking in their sleep\)?) (questioned a significant other about their sex life when they were incapable of not answering?) (used whatever they said against them?) (read somebody's diary without his/her consent or knowledge?) (searched somebody's room/house without his/her consent or knowledge?) (attempted to corrupt someone's morals?) (attempted to corrupt someone's morals and discover it is too late?) (attempted to corrupt someone's morals only to discover they know things you don't?) [I Fought the Law and *I* Won (Legal technicalities - 70 Questions) Have you: ] (deliberately bounced a check?) (shoplifted?) ('borrowed' something of value with no intention of returning it \('borrowing' kleenex, condoms or tampons, doesn't count\)?) (written graffiti?) (committed murder?) (attempted to commit suicide?) (succeeded?) (had a fake id?) (manufactured a fake id?) (speeded \(automotive, not pharmaceutical\)?) (drag raced \(on the street\)?) (driven without a license?) (driven while suspended?) (bought or sold anything on a black market?) (stolen any item or cash?) (stolen a kiss?) (used bootleg software?) (plotted felony \(that's conspiracy and may count\)?) (operated a vehicle or piece of heavy machinery while intoxicated?) (plotted treason \(betrayal of state secrets\)?) (lead someone to believe they were the father when they weren't?) (lead someone to believe they weren't the father when they were?) (been liable for arrest on a morals charge \(pandering, pimping, prostitution, impersonating a human being\)?) (been a pool, card or chess shark?) (incited to riot?) (plotted a coup \(civic class doesn't count\)?) (committed sedition \(plotting to overthrow the government\)?) (committed sedation \(bored an audience to sleep\)?) (committed treason?) (been thought politically unreliable?) (been thought politically reliable?) (looted, raped, pillaged or burned \(The Barbarian Pentathlon\)?) (sent a chain letter?) (started a chain letter?) (made unregistered explosive devices \(bombs\)?) (made or acquired 'elint' \(electronic intelligence\) equipment \(bugs\)?) (installed or used 'elint' equipment \(wiretaps, tape recorders, etc\)?) (stayed for a second feature having paid only for the first?) (removed the tag that says "do not remove under penalty of law"?) (rode public transportation w/o paying?) (raised tuition/rent by streetwalking?) (pistol whipped someone?) (been a bigamist \(that's very bigamy to admit it\)?) (carried concealed weapons?) (evaded taxes?) (evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a duty or tax?) (been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man?) (been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man and wish you actually were?) (deliberately failed to pay child support?) (had someone buy alcohol for you while you were still a minor?) (bought your own alcohol while still a minor?) (been drunk while still a minor?) (bought alcohol for minors?) (had sexual activity while under the age of consent \(masturbation doesn't count\)?) (had sexual activity while under the age of consent with someone over the age of consent?) (had sexual activity since reaching the age of consent with someone under the age of consent?) (plagiarized?) (been to a "public bath"?) (patronized a prostitute?) (been to a "massage parlor"?) (been to a brothel as a customer?) (been to a brothel as an employee?) (contracted a 'social' disease \(not just the common cold\)?) (contracted mono?) (been treated for exposure to a STD \(sexually transmitted disease\) because someone you'd been with had been?) (had a curable STD?) (had an incurable STD (had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a STD?) (had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a STD?) (gotten a 'frequent flier' bonus at the free clinic?) [Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho (Cults, Occults, Ghosts, Aliens, and Weirdness - 30 Questions) Have you: ] (spotted Elvis at a 7-11 \(or wherever\)?) (been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation, or the like?) (joined a nunnery or a monastery because you were sick of sex?) (been a member of a religious group outside of a world-accepted religion \(Satan worship, Vegisexual, etc\)?) (been a member of a cult?) (been a high-ranking member in any non-accepted group \(and, even though Wicca is an accepted religion, we'll take that, too\)?) (played a record backwards to hear the message?) (actually heard the message?) (participated in a satanic ritual?) (sold your soul to the devil?) (drunk blood?) (sacrificed an animal in a religious ritual?) (sacrificed a human in a religious ritual?) (used a Ouija board?) (followed your horoscope?) (had your Tarot cards read or read someone else's?) (participated in a seance?) (communicated with another plane?) (had visual contact with someone/thing from another plane?) (been to another plane?) (had an out of body experience?) (practiced witchcraft?) (cast a spell for amusement?) (cast a spell for revenge?) (cast a spell for somebody else?) (had a spell backfire with disasterous effects?) (seen a UFO) (communicated with beings from another world \(aliens\)?) (been on a UFO?) (are you an alien?) [This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up (Non-Platonic Activities (the steamy part) Part 1 - Men) (86 Questions) With or by a person of the male gender, have you: ] (been propositioned for necking or petting by a man?) (been propositioned for any sexual practice by a man?) (been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man?) (been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?) (received a hickey \(or had the attempt if you are hard to get\)?) (received a hickey in an intimate location?) (received scratch marks or nail marks?) (been bit or nibbled upon?) (been bit in an intimate location?) (had your clothed leg fondled or stroked by a man?) (had your clothed body fondled or stroked?) (had your clothed breast or nipples fondled or stroked?) (had your covered genitals fondled, pet, stroked, or otherwise handled?) (had your bare legs fondled or stroked by a man?) (had your bare body fondled or stroked?) (had your bare breast or nipples fondled or stroked?) (had your bare genitals fondled, pet, stroked, or otherwise handled?) (propositioned a man for necking or petting?) (propositioned a man for any sexual practice?) (pinched or patted a man's buttocks?) (kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?) (petted above or below the waist?) (given a hickey?) (given a hickey in an intimate location?) (left scratches or nail marks?) (left teeth marks?) (left teeth marks in an intimate location?) (fondled or stroked a man's clothed legs?) (fondled or stroked a man's clothed body?) (stroked or fondled a man's clothed breast or nipple?) (petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's covered genitals?) (fondled or stroked a man's bare legs?) (fondled or stroked a man's bare body?) (stroked or fondled a man's bare breast or nipple?) (petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's bare genitals?) (been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed \(it really drives you insa-a-ane\)?) (had sex with a man?) (had you fingers licked or sucked?) (licked or sucked a man's fingers?) (had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?) (licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man's ear or ear region?) (fondled a man who was asleep?) (woken up being fondled?) (had sex with a man who was asleep and he didn't wake up?) (had sex with a man who was asleep and he did wake up?) (slept through sexual activity \(him doing it to you\)?) (woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you?) (given a man a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?) (did it work?) (been petted to orgasm?) (petted to orgasm?) (performed fellatio \("oral stimulation of the penis" Webster\)?) (tasted a man's orgasmic fluids?) (gagged when they came in your mouth?) (received oral sex?) (performed mutual oral sex \('69'\)?) (performed mutual masturbation?) (watched while a man masturbated?) (had a man watch while you masturbated?) (orgasmed in him \(if possible\)?) (had him orgasm in you?) (orgasmed on him?) (had him orgasm on you?) (kissed a man \(or boy\) on a first date?) (necked with a man \(or boy\) on a first date?) (petted with a man \(or boy\) on a first date?) (had oral sex on a first date?) (given oral sex on a first date?) (fucked on a first date?) (had oral sex instead of intercourse?) (performed anal sex on a man \(dildo or whatever\)?) (received anal sex from a man \(dildo or whatever\)?) (performed oral stimulation of the anus on a man?) (received oral stimulation of the anus from a man?) (been seen naked under good lighting by a man \(note: nude is expected \(e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach\), naked is when you didn't expect to be seen \(e.g. in the bathroom\)\)?) (seen a man naked under good lighting?) (undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you?) (been in a man's company while both of you were nude without anything steamy happening?) (bathed or showered with a man?) (let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?) (washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself?) (had sex while in the shower?) (had sex while taking a bath?) (seduced a man?) (allowed yourself to be seduced?) (had sex with a virgin \(not yourself\)?) [Julia Child, Eat Yourself Out (Kitchen Utensils and Power Tools - 42 Questions) Do you own, or have you ever owned, the following: ] (a manual can opener?) (an electric can opener?) (a spaghetti strainer?) (a variable-speed blender?) (an electric mixer?) (a really, really big spoon?) (a fondue fork?) (corn on the cob holders?) (a turnip twaddler?) (an ice-cream scooper?) (chopsticks?) (salad tongs?) (a salad shooter?) (a salad scooper?) (a veg-o-matic?) (an electric juicer?) (a tea-leaf strainer?) (a socket wrench \(English\)?) (a socket wrench \(metric\)?) (a screwdriver \(Flathead\)?) (a screwdriver \(phillips\)?) (an electric screwdriver?) (an electric hammer?) (an electric dog-polisher?) (a gasoline-powered turtle-neck sweater?) (a tackle box?) (a metal spatula \(NOT a flipper. There's a difference. A spatula is long, skinny, and NOT bent\)?) (a rubber spatula?) (a pocket fisherman?) (a power drill?) (a chain saw?) (a flame thrower?) (a mig welder?) (a jack-hammer?) (a bulldozer?) (a wreaking-ball?) (have you used a spatula for flogging purposes?) (do you fanatise about new and unusual utensils or tools?) (do you get excited when you enter a kitchen or work-room?) (have you used any of the above for masturbation?) (have you used any of the above for any sexual practice?) (have you ever owned The Spatula \(if you have to ask, the answer is 'no'\)?) [Something Smells Fishy Down Here (Non-Platonic Activities (the steamy part) Part 2 - Women) (84 Questions) With or by a person of the female gender, have you: ] (been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting?) (been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice?) (been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman?) (been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?) (received a hickey \(or had the attempt if you are hard to get\)?) (received a hickey in an intimate location?) (been scratched or marked by her?) (been nibbled or bit?) (been nibbled or bit in an intimate location?) (had your clothed legs fondled or stroked by a woman?) (had your clothed body fondled or stroked?) (had your clothed breast or nipples fondled or stroked?) (had your covered genitals fondled, stroked, pet, or otherwise handled?) (had your bare legs your bare legs fondled or stroked by a woman?) (had your bare body fondled or stroked?) (had your bare breast or nipples fondled or stroked?) (have your bare genitals fondled, stroked, pet, or otherwise handled?) (propositioned a woman for necking or petting?) (propositioned a woman for any sexual practice?) (pinched or patted a woman's buttocks?) (kissed a woman below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?) (petted above or below the waist?) (given a hickey to a woman?) (given a hickey in an intimate location?) (left scratches or nail marks on her?) (left teeth marks?) (left teeth marks in an intimate location?) (fondled or stroked a woman's clothed legs?) (fondled or stroked a woman's clothed body?) (stroked or fondled a woman's clothed breast or nipple?) (petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's covered genitals?) (fondled or stroked a woman's bare legs?) (fondled or stroked a woman's bare body?) (stroked or fondled a woman's bare breast or nipple?) (petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's bare genitals?) (been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?) (had sex with a woman?) (had you fingers licked or sucked?) (licked or sucked a woman's fingers?) (had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?) (licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman's ear?) (fondled a woman who was asleep?) (woken up being fondled?) (had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn't wake up?) (had sex with a woman who was asleep and she did wake up?) (slept through sexual activity \(she doing it to you\)?) (woken up in the midst of a woman having sexual activity with you?) (given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?) (did it work?) (been petted to orgasm?) (petted to orgasm?) (performed cunnilingus \("oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris"\)?) (tasted a woman's orgasmic fluids?) (received oral sex?) (performed mutual oral sex \('69'\)?) (performed mutual masturbation?) (watched while a woman masturbated?) (had a woman watch while you masturbated?) (orgasmed in her \(if possible\)?) (orgasmed on her?) (had her orgasm on you?) (kissed a woman \(or girl\) on a first date?) (necked with a woman \(or girl\) on a first date?) (petted with a woman \(or girl\) on a first date?) (had oral sex on a first date?) (given oral sex on a first date?) (fucked on a first date?) (had oral sex instead of intercourse?) (performed anal sex on a woman \(dildo or whatever\)?) (received anal sex from a woman \(dildo or whatever\)?) (performed oral stimulation of the anus on a woman?) (received oral stimulation of the anus from a woman?) (been seen naked under good lighting by a woman \(note: nude is expected \(e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach\), naked is when you didn't expect to be seen \(e.g. in the bathroom\)\)?) (seen a woman naked under good lighting?) (undressed under good lighting, knowing a woman was watching you?) (been in a woman's company while both of you were nude without anything steamy happening?) (bathed or showered with a woman \(non-coed facilities don't count\)?) (let a woman wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?) (washed a woman who was perfectly capable of washing herself?) (had sex while in the shower?) (had sex while taking a bath?) (seduced a woman?) (allowed yourself to be seduced?) (had sex with a virgin \(We're Virgin Destroyers - We won't go down in history, but we will go down on your little sister\)?) [The Nitty and the Gritty (Things To Do and People To Do Them With - 65 Questions) Are you now, or have you ever been: ] (engaged in heterosexual activity \(with a member of the opposite sex\) ?) (If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?) (engaged in homosexual activity [with a member of your sex \(who better to know what feels good?\)]?) (If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?) (engaged in bisexual activity \(defined here as sexual activity with both genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in question\)?) (If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?) (engaged in incestual activity [with a member of your family \(incest is best - put your sister to the test\)]?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (engaged in homosexual incest \(with a member of your family and gender\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (engaged in bestiality \(sex with non-humans, not the merely sub human, so that jerk at the party doesn't count\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (engaged in xeno eroticism \(sexual activity with alien life forms \(NOT the kind without green cards\)\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (engaged in pedophilia \(sexual activity with pre-teenage children\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (engaged in bondage \('voluntarily', you had some control on initiation\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (engaged in sodomy \(defined as either: 1\) copulation with a member of the same sex or with animals or 2\) non-coital intercourse, esp anal or oral copulation with the opposite sex\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (practiced cocrophilia \(using feces or filth for sexual excitement\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (practiced frotteurism \(masturbation by rubbing against another person\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (practiced mysophilia \(a dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as dirty underwear or used menstrual pads \(like the female gym teacher in Porky's\)\)?) (practiced klismaphilia \(a dependency on being given an enema\)?) (practiced zipitage \(the picking of other people's zits\)?) (performed analingus \("oral stimulation of the anus"\)?) (If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?) (practiced "role-playing" for sexual purposes \(nurse/patient, teacher/student, border guard/well-endowed co-ed\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (crossed dressed \(dressing in clothing of the opposite sex\), other than for a costume party?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you liked it \(shouldn't watch Rocky Horror so much\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (practiced necrophilia [sex with the dead \(truly deceased. That innocent young virgin you molested doesn't count, no matter how frigid she was\)]?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (practiced zombiphilia \(sex with the undead\)?) (had a leather fetish?) (had a rubber fetish \(insisting on the use of rubbers doesn't qualify\)?) (performed anal intercourse \("That'd have to be in the butt, Bob"\)?) (If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered 'no', have you thought about it?) (caused another person pain for your pleasure \(its called sadism\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (had another inflict pain for your own pleasure \(its called masochism\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain \(its called cruel\)?) (used Schedule I \(USC 21, sec 812 \(c\)\) drugs \(synthetic opiates, meth-amphetamines, marijuana, hallucinogens, LSD\)? \(with over 145 drugs scheduled, we're not listing them all\)) (yes, again; no, thought?) (used Schedule II \(USC 21, sec 812 \(c\)\) drugs \(opium, coca leave products \(Coca Cola doesn't count\)\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (used Schedule III \(USC 21, sec 812 \(c\)\) drugs \(barbiturates, lysergic acid, amphetamine\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (used Schedule IV \(USC 21, sec 812 \(c\)\) drugs \(Barbital, chloral Hydrate, Phenobarbital\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (abused Schedule V \(USC 21, sec 812 \(c\)\) drugs \(codeine\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (intentionally urinated on someone \(its called 'golden showers', 'water sports', or piss fights\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (intentionally defecated on someone \(it's called sick\)?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (intentionally urinated on yourself?) (yes, again; no, thought?) (intentionally defecated on yourself?) (yes, again; no, thought?) [The Meaning Of Life (Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll - 124 Questions) have you: ] (considered the song "I want to hold your hand" suggestive?) (considered 'why don't we do it in the road' a reasonable question?) (do you know \(no guessing\) who followed Hendrix at Woodstock?) (been intoxicated from alcohol?) (been intoxicated from some other drug?) (been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?) (introduced someone to 'drugs' in general?) (introduced someone to a new \(to them\) drug?) (used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated?) (taken any drug that you weren't sure what it was, just to find out what it does \(foolish you\)?) (used prescription drugs that you didn't 'need' or have the prescription for \('abused' a controlled substance\)?) (bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug?) (bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale?) (sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item \(burned somebody\)?) (bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use?) (frequently bought controlled or illicit drugs in bulk for personal use \(like weekly or there about\)?) (had a standing order with your supplier?) (taken a non-prescription opiate \(heroin, morphine, or opium\)?) (more than 4 times?) (ingested cocaine \(bolivian marching powder\)?) (more than once?) (more than four times?) (smoked crack?) (more than once?) (more than four times?) (freebased?) (chugged?) (sniffed glue?) (smoked the killer weed \(tobacco\)?) (more than once?) (on a regular basis?) (chain smoked?) (smoked the killer weed \(marijuana\)?) (more than once?) (more than four times?) (smoked the killer weed \(oregano\)?) (smoked the killer weed \(parsley\)?) (smoked banana peels?) (smoked clove cigarettes?) (chewed tobacco, or snuff?) (gargled with hard liquor \(No more mediciny breath!\)?) (had alcohol for breakfast?) (drank Coke & nutmeg?) (drank Coke & aspirin?) (made Alice B. Toklas Cookies \(marijuana or hash brownies\)?) (eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies?) (inhaled nitrous oxide \(laughing gas\) recreationally?) (injected any non-prescription drug into yourself?) (more than once?) (more than four times?) (injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously into yourself?) (more than once?) (more than four times?) (injected any non-prescription drug into someone else?) (more than once?) (injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously into someone else?) (more than once?) (played a drinking game?) (won a drinking game?) (played a game where it was unknown who would be getting drugs \(who's got the pill, etc\)?) (spiked a punch with alcohol?) (spiked a punch with other drugs?) (taken any synthetic hallucinogen \(MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or Sandoz\)?) (did you understand the examples in the last question?) (ingested any 'natural' hallucinogen \(peyote, mescaline, 'shrooms, ergot\)?) (more than once?) (more than four times?) (had a bad trip?) (had a flashback?) (gotten a bad batch?) (taken hallucinogens for enlightenment, or other philosophical reason?) (taken PCP or other veterinary drug?) (more than once?) (more than four times?) (taken any 'designer' drugs?) (done speed or meth-amphetamine?) (more than once?) (more than four times?) (made or synthesized your own drugs?) (made or synthesized drugs, 'commercially' \(been the lab\)?) (grown your own?) (bred your own?) (bought 'moonshine' \(any alcoholic beverage made outside the Federal limit of 200 gallons annually for personal consumption\)?) (been to a rock concert?) (been to a heavy metal concert?) (been to a Frank Zappa rock concert?) (been to a Barry Manilow concert?) (listened to acid rock?) (were you at Woodstock?) (been a groupie?) (been a roadie?) (thought about starting a band to meet groupies?) (thought about starting a band to get good dope?) (actually started a band to get groupies or dope?) (told someone you were with the band?) (did it work?) (sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety in the lyrics \(e.g. Let's get drunk and Screw\)?) (sung bawdy songs \(e.g. Polka Dot Undies, Do your ears hang low, the Bottle Song\)?) (composed bawdy lyrics?) (brewed your own?) (had sex while drunk or stoned?) (had sex while on acid?) (bungee-jumped on acid?) (had sex while on any drug?) (used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try?) (used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try while having sex?) (used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any effect \(e.g. smoked pot while blitzed\)?) (used a second drug to cancel out the effects of a first \(using downers after uppers, etc. [it doesn't work]\)?) (taken mood altering drugs without prescription \(valium or quaalude\)?) (been told you had sex the night before and you can't recall a thing?) (awaken the next morning wondering where you were?) (awaken the next morning wondering if you had a good time?) (awaken the next morning wondering where you were, and who's that next to you?) (awaken the next morning wondering who you were?) (felt like the Three Bears \(who's been sleeping in my bed\)?) (felt like Baby Bear \(who's that sleeping in my bed\)?) (ever thrown up from too much alcohol [aka driven the porcelain bus, blown chips, tossing your cookies, the technicolor yawn, praying to the porcelain god, called for the car \(There's Ralph's Buick\)]?) (ever had blackouts \(periods where you don't remember what happened\)?) (been hung over?) (had a hangover last more than one day?) (taken the hair of the dog that bit you \(drinking to cure a hangover\)?) (been to an AA meeting, or the like?) (been to a drug-rehab meeting?) (been to a LAGA \(Lesbian and Gay Alliance\) meeting or the like?) [Green Eggs and Ham (Locality - 178 Questions)) "have you done it on a plane, have you done it on a train; have you done it in your bed, have you done it on your head; Have you, have you, had green eggs and ham" (with apologies to Dr Seuss) Have you: ] (with others in the same room, necked/petted?) (with others in the same room, had oral sex?) (with others in the same room fucked?) (with others in the same room, necked/petted without them knowing?) (with others in the same room, had oral sex without them knowing?) (with others in the same room, fucked without them knowing?) (while parents were sleeping, necked/petted?) (while parents were sleeping, had oral sex?) (while parents were sleeping, fucked?) (while parents were awake, necked/petted?) (while parents were awake, had oral sex?) (while parents were awake, fucked?) (while parents were awake in the same room, necked/petted?) (while parents were awake in the same room, had oral sex?) (while parents were awake in the same room, fucked?) (while hot tubbing, necked/petted?) (while hot tubbing, had oral sex?) (while hot tubbing, fucked?) (in a sauna or steam bath, necked/petted?) (in a sauna or steam bath, had oral sex?) (in a sauna or steam bath, fucked?) (in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, necked/petted?) (in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, had oral sex?) (in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, fucked?) (in a place of religion, necked/petted?) (in a place of religion, had oral sex?) (in a place of religion, fucked?) (in a place of the dead \(morgue, cemetery, etc\), necked/petted?) (in a place of the dead, had oral sex?) (in a place of the dead, fucked?) (in a contraption of the dead \(coffin, urn, etc\), necked/petted?) (in a contraption of the dead, had oral sex?) (in a contraption of the dead, fucked?) (during a movie \(in a theatre\), necked/petted?) (during a movie, had oral sex?) (during a movie, fucked?) (in a sports area \(stadium, court, track, or ballfield\), necked/petted?) (in a sports area, had oral sex?) (in a sports area, fucked?) (in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT \(a car, small pickup, minivan, etc\), necked/petted?) (in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?) (in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?) (in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT \(a van, pickup\), necked/petted?) (in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?) (in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?) (in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT \(a semi, RV, tank, etc\), necked/petted?) (in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?) (in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?) (in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT \(a car or small pickup\), necked/petted?) (in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?) (in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?) (in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT \(a van, pickup\), necked/petted?) (in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?) (in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?) (in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, necked/petted?) (in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?) (in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?) (with the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?) (with the operator of a moving vehicle, had oral sex?) (with the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?) (as the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?) (as the operator of a moving vehicle, received oral sex?) (as the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?) (on a train, necked/petted?) (on a train, had oral sex?) (on a train, fucked?) (on a roller coaster, necked/petted?) (on a roller coaster, had oral sex?) (on a roller coaster, fucked?) (in a wheelbarrow, necked/petted?) (in a wheelbarrow, had oral sex?) (in a wheelbarrow, fucked?) (on a boat \(rowboat, personal yacht, sailboat, etc\), necked/petted?) (on a boat, had oral sex?) (on a boat, fucked?) (on a ship \(battleship, aircraft carrier, etc\), necked/petted?) (on a ship, had oral sex?) (on a ship, fucked?) (in an aircraft \(airplane, blimp, zepplin, hovercraft, hot-air balloon, UFO, etc\) in flight, necked/petted?) (in an aircraft in flight, had oral sex?) (in an aircraft in flight, fucked?) (on public transportation \(bus, subway, tram or trolley\), necked/petted?) (on public transportation, had oral sex?) (on public transportation, fucked?) (on a school bus, necked/petted?) (on a school bus, had oral sex?) (on a school bus, fucked?) (on horseback, necked/petted \(just don't scare the horses\)?) (on horseback, had oral sex?) (on horseback, fucked?) (on a bicycle in motion, necked/petted?) (on a bicycle in motion, had oral sex?) (on a bicycle in motion, fucked?) (in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, necked/petted?) (in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, had oral sex?) (in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, fucked?) (while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other people mover, necked/petted?) (in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, had oral sex?) (in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, fucked?) (on the roof of a building, necked/petted?) (on the roof of a building, had oral sex?) (on the roof of a building, fucked?) (on the roof of a building where others might see you, necked/petted?) (on the roof of a building where others might see you, had oral sex?) (on the roof of a building where others might see you, fucked?) (where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, necked/petted?) (where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, had oral sex?) (where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, fucked?) (in the snow, necked/petted?) (in the snow, had oral sex?) (in the snow, fucked \(now that's fucking cold\)?) (out of doors, had oral sex?) (out of doors, fucked?) (in a gazebo, necked/petted?) (in a gazebo, had oral sex?) (in a gazebo, fucked?) (in a tree, necked/petted?) (in a tree, had oral sex?) (in a tree, fucked?) (fucked a tree?) (in a semi public location where there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex?) (in a semi public location where there was a possibility of discovery, fucked?) (because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex in a semi public locale?) (because there was a possibility of discovery, fucked in a semi public locale?) (at a public event \(such as a rock concert, rally, or riot\), necked/petted?) (at a public event, had oral sex?) (at a public event, fucked?) (in a library, necked/petted?) (in a library, had oral sex?) (in a library, fucked?) (in a free flowing body of water \(river, lake, swimming pool, ocean\), necked/petted?) (in a free flowing body of water, had oral sex?) (in a free flowing body of water, fucked?) (on a beach, necked/petted?) (on a beach, had oral sex?) (on a beach, fucked?) (in a classroom, necked/petted?) (in a classroom, had oral sex?) (in a classroom, fucked?) (in a hallway, necked/petted?) (in a hallway, had oral sex?) (in a hallway, fucked?) (in a living room, family room, or the like, necked/petted?) (in a living room, family room, or the like, had oral sex?) (in a living room, family room, or the like, fucked?) (in a kitchen, necked/petted?) (in a kitchen, had oral sex?) (in a kitchen, fucked?) (in any other household room other than those mentioned, necked/petted?) (in any other household room other than those mentioned, had oral sex?) (in any other household room other than those mentioned, fucked?) (on a household appliance, necked/petted?) (on a household appliance, had oral sex?) (on a household appliance, fucked?) (on a table or countertop, necked/petted?) (on a table or countertop, had oral sex?) (on a table or countertop, fucked?) (on a pinball machine, necked/petted?) (on a pinball machine, had oral sex?) (on a pinball machine, fucked?) (on a jukebox, necked/petted?) (on a jukebox, had oral sex?) (on a jukebox, fucked?) (on a pool table, necked/petted?) (on a pool table, had oral sex?) (on a pool table, fucked?) (on a piano, necked/petted?) (on a piano, had oral sex?) (on a piano, fucked?) (on any other rec-room-type object, necked/petted?) (on any other rec-room-type object, had oral sex?) (on any other rec-room-type object, fucked?) (on or in a national monument, necked/petted?) (on or in a national monument, had oral sex?) (on or in a national monument, fucked?) (showered with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-coed' facility \(locker room, dorm shower, whatever\)?) (while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non- coed' facility, had oral sex?) (while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non- coed' facility, fucked?) [Look, Ma, No Hands! (Style - 130 Questions) Have you: ] (pointed and laughed?) (eaten oysters?) (eaten prairie oysters?) (eaten a banana in a provocative manner?) (eaten an ice cream cone in a provocative manner?) (used an aphrodisiac?) (used amyl nitrate?) (taken something to "improve" your performance?) (coined 'pet' names for your genitalia?) (coined 'pet' names for your partner's genitalia?) (taken notes during arguments, in order to remember the good lines?) (had sex with the same person more than 10 times?) (had sex with over 10 people \(not necessarily at once\)?) (had sex with anybody/thing more than 100 times?) (had sex with anybody/thing more than 500 times?) (volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?) (accepted sex and now wish you hadn't?) (turned down sex and now wish you hadn't?) (made or taken a phone call during sexual activity \(again, sexual activity does not mean penetration; just foolin' around\) with someone?) (during sexual activity, had your partner make or take a phone call with their parent, spouse, or other important type person?) (ever been preoccupied during sexual activity \(television, homework, playing piano, dictating a letter\)?) (ever had your partner be preoccupied during sexual activity?) (had a general emergency arise during sexual activity \(e.g. flood, fire, hurricane or Norse Stickball\)?) (had a minor emergency during sexual activity \(e.g. muscle cramp, asthmas attack, somebody at the door\)?) (during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great merriment \(e.g. the bed broke, couldn't get the condom on\)?) (had nude snapshots taken of you?) (taken nude snapshots of someone else?) (given nude snapshots, drawings or other artwork, of yourself to someone?) (engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session with the same partner?) (engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session with multiple partners?) (performed ritual sexual activity as part of a religious practice \(Tantric Yoga or Fertility Rites\)?) (had or caused multiple orgasms?) (had sex until one of you was sore?) (had sex until one of you was dry?) (smoked after sex?) (intentionally been bruised or injured during any sexual activity?) (intentionally bruised or injured someone during any sexual activity?) (spanked anyone before or during sex?) (been sore on the morning after?) (had sex to Ravel's Bolero?) (had sex to the Blue Danube?) (had sex to any other classical selection?) (had sex to Dr. Demento \(the radio show; not the person\)?) (had sex to candlelight?) (had sex to fireplace light?) (had sex to campfire light?) (had sex in full lighting?) (had sex in absolute darkness?) (disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity?) (been a screamer?) (caused someone to be a screamer?) (fucked missionary \(old-fashioned way\)?) (fucked dorsally \('doggy' style\)?) (fucked amphibiously \('froggy' style\)?) (fucked in the female superior position?) (fucked sitting up?) (fucked standing up?) (fucked in a chair?) (fucked while leaning over a chair?) (fucked while still clothed \('down with trousers, up with dresses!'\)?) (fucked sideways?) (fucked both facing the same direction \(spooning\)?) (fucked in the wheelbarrow position \(remember those "wheelbarrow races" when you were a kid\)?) (fucked while supporting your partner \(physically, not financially\)?) (fucked upside-down \(staircases, etc\)?) (fucked while hanging from the rafters?) (fucked while hanging from the rafters upside-down?) (fucked while bouncing on a trampoline?) (fucked while hanging from a trapeze?) (played "sit-n-spin" \(use your imagination\)?) (gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?) (fucked in front of or under a mirror?) (participated in fist-fucking \(see Caligula\)?) (participated in breast fucking \(Hawaiian muscle-fuck\)?) (fallen asleep during sex or oral sex?) (had your partner fall asleep during sex or oral sex?) (performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?) (kissed after oral sex without brushing or gargling?) (talked dirty during sexual activity?) (fainted as a result of orgasm \(give them a stud point!\)?) (had your partner faint as a result of orgasm \(take a stud point\)?) (caused multiple orgasms on someone?) (caused multiple orgasms on someone who didn't think he/she was able?) (been caused to have multiple orgasms?) (had sex before breakfast?) (had sex instead of lunch \(good aerobics and low on calories\)?) (had a 'quickie'?) (had sex more than five times in twenty four hours?) (had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period?) (gone in public after sex w/o bathing \(and you're sure everyone can tell it too\)?) (had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?) (with a hermaphrodite, necked/petted?) (with a hermaphrodite, had oral sex \(two to choose from\)?) (with a hermaphrodite, fucked?) (had sex with spectators?) (been judged by the spectators?) (had spectators take notes?) (foot masturbated someone?) (been foot masturbated?) (tongue bathed someone?) (been tongue bathed?) (sucked the feet or toes of someone?) (had someone suck your feet or toes?) (been, or kept, a mistress?) (been, or had, a 'kept man'?) (been a pimp or madame?) (been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy \(or girl\) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly?) (been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy \(or girl\) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them excuse themselves and tell you to continue?) (been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy \(or girl\) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them excuse themselves and tell you to continue, and you were able?) (been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy \(or girl\) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, talked with you for a while, and then left?) (been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy \(or girl\) friend of either of you brought you food to keep your energy up?) (walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in sexual activity with someone else?) (walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in sexual activity with someone else, excused yourself and left them to continue?) (walked in on your parents?) (walked in on your grandparents?) (walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual activity?) (walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity you thought was too weird?) (walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity you hadn't thought possible?) (had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and declare 'I didn't think that was possible'?) (had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and declare 'too weird'?) (initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical profession \(Your doctor, nurse or therapist\)?) (initiated sexual activity with someone in authority \(your parole officer, psychiatrist, or babysitter\)?) (initiated sexual activity with a member of the legal profession \(lawyer, judge, or paralegal\)?) (initiated sexual activity with a member of the academic community \(Professor, instructor, TA\)?) (initiated sexual activity with an intellectual \(librarian, author, essayist, or scribe\)?) (initiated sexual activity with someone in uniform \(Army, Navy, Marines, Post Office, Cub Scout\)?) (initiated sexual activity with a member of an 'out' group \(someone you wouldn't take home to meet the family, e.g. a biker, air head or securities broker\)?) (initiated sexual activity with a member of a sports team \(or cheer leader\)?) (initiated sexual activity with an athlete \(acrobatic-type\)?) (initiated sexual activity with religious officiary \(priest, nun, cardinal, pope, etc.\)?) [Kids, Don't Try This at Home (The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky, and the possibly Perverted) (192 Questions) Have you: ] (been a member of a fraternity or sorority?) (said "I'm normal, its everyone else that's weird"?) (told dirty jokes in mixed company?) (discussed masturbation?) (french kissed below the waist?) (discussed oral sex techniques \(In general, not as part of a lesson\)?) (asked for instructions in oral sex techniques \(again, lecture not lab\)?) (given lessons in oral sex techniques \('I'm only going to do this once, so pay attention!'\)?) (demonstrated oral sex techniques with a 'visual aid' \(carrot, cucumber, taco, etc.\)?) (demonstrated oral sex techniques with an assistant?) (been the assistant?) (had someone practice oral sex on you so as to be better for someone else?) (demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one person at a time?) (smelled the crotchpiece of underwear \(how else can you know if it's clean or not?\)?) (smelled the crotchpiece of underwear that was worn by somebody else?) (owned a collection of underwear not your own?) (been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing than by their body?) (been a voyeur \(without their knowledge\)?) (accepted an invitation to watch?) (made an invitation to watch?) (been in public while wearing just a shirt but no pants?) (disrobed in public?) (been to a nude beach?) (sunned your buns or tanned your can?) (paraded about in the nude \(sprints don't count, nor does while searching for undies\)?) (been sad because someone you knew was getting married?) (been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now you'd never get to sleep with them?) (used your hair for the sexual arousal of others \(beards count\)?) (searched for the G-spot?) (searched for the G-spot and found it \(you stud\)?) (told him he had when he hadn't but you just wanted him out?) (rooted for the Klingons?) (felt sad because Skywalker killed the Emperor?) (rooted for the Wicked Witch?) (contemplated the political, social and geometric possibilities of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?) (wondered where Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty to wake her up?) (wondered about the sex life of Smurfette \(the only female on the whole damn show\)?) (accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender?) (accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender, not realizing it till you were through?) (intentionally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender \(how else can you read the graffiti\)?) (won the pig pen award for your floor, dorm, fraternity/sorority, college or state?) (pissed on an electric fence?) (streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod to the general public \(without pay, topless dancing doesn't count\)?) (streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod to the general public as part of the job \(modeling doesn't count\)?) (posed nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or photographs as a 'favor'?) (posed nude or semi nude in public \(e.g. art classes\) as a 'favor'?) (posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art?) (asked someone to pose nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or photographs as a 'favor'?) (asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public \(e.g. art classes\) as a 'favor'?) (asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art or photographs?) (asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit photographs and there was no film in the camera?) (made lewd, licentious or suggestive gestures while dancing in public?) (helped to cover for someone's escapades \(provide alibi, accommodations, opportunity\)?) (been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy you and make an honest person of you?) (been late to work, class or an appointment because you were involved in sexual activity?) (read anything by the Marquis de Sade?) (been nicknamed for a behavior pattern of yours \('Sleepy'\)?) (been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of yours \('Sleazy'\)?) (been interrupted by the police while necking, and they were more embarrassed than you?) (been an exhibitionist?) (had sexual activity with siblings \(brother or sisters not your own\)?) (had sexual activity simultaneously with both \(or however many\) siblings?) (had sexual activity with twins?) (both simultaneously?) (had sexual activity with triplets \(or more\)?) (however many simultaneously?) (had sexual activity with a parent and child, not your own \(mother/daughter, father/son, mother/son, father/daughter\)?) (both simultaneously?) (shaved your head?) (shaved your pubic region \(pits don't count\)?) (have someone else shave your pubic region?) (shaved someone else's pubic region?) (shaved your or somebody else's pubic region into a design or shape \(star, moon, heart, bear-trap, etc\)?) (colored or bleached your pubic region?) (had sex during menstruation?) (performed oral sex on a menstruating woman \(or been the woman\)?) (had sex while the woman had a yeast infection?) (performed oral sex on a woman with a yeast infection \(or been the woman\)?) (performed oral sex on someone who was urinating at the time?) (mooned or goosed someone you knew?) (mooned or goosed someone you didn't know?) (mooned or goosed someone you thought you knew?) ("pounced" somebody \(You're gonna fuck me NOW!\)?) (belched \(obnoxiously\) in general public?) (farted \(audibly\) in general public?) (stimulated your partner anally \(with your finger, vibrator or whatnot\)?) (been stimulated anally \(with a finger, vibrator or whatnot\)?) ("basted" somebody \(definition in Autoerotica section\)?) (had somebody "baste" you?) (had a spouse, posslq, or date leave you for someone of their gender \(e.g. your husband left you for another man\)?) (left a spouse, posslq, or date for someone of your gender?) (picked your nose in public?) (picked someone else's nose?) (had someone else pick your nose?) (sexually harassed someone \(e.g. made unwanted sexual advances\)?) (graded someone's act of sexual harassment?) (handed out condoms as party favors?) (discussed favorite brand of condom?) (comparison shopped for condoms \(plain or ribbed\)?) (inflated a condom?) (chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste \(or lack thereof\)?) (bought condoms?) (bought condoms by the case \(wholesale, not just the 'family pack'\)?) (saved used condoms \(for the memories, resale value, whatever\)?) (bought any other birth control item \(contraceptive jelly or foam, or the pill\)?) (bought any other birth control item in bulk \(the Pill, unless you got it for more than one month at a time, doesn't count\)?) (borrowed/stolen/taken birth control from your or somebody else's parents?) (used Coke as a contraceptive douche?) (carried a condom 'just in case'?) (bought a home pregnancy test?) (tasted your own sexual fluids?) (tasted another's sexual fluids?) (complimented someone on their taste?) (been complimented on your taste?) (been in a situation where semen \(yours or somebody else's\) was shot over someone's head?) (where it hit a wall?) (where it hit the ceiling?) (where it hit somebody's face?) (where it went in somebody's eye?) (where it went up somebody's nose?) (where it went in somebody's food or drink?) (had your ears pierced?) (had your nose pierced?) (pierced someone else's ears?) (pierced someone else's nose?) (worn body paint?) (painted somebody?) (lit your partner's crotch aflame?) (worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?) (worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language you didn't read?) (written dirty fortune cookie fortunes?) (have you a tattoo?) (have you an 'obscene' tattoo \(words or pictures\)?) (have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing \(George Shultz has a tiger on his butt\)?) (have you a tattoo in an intimate location?) (have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?) (used any object, longer than it is wide, for sexual purposes \(Coke bottle, rolling pin or feather duster\)?) (used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal of someone?) (been to a funeral as a form of entertainment \(aka Harold of "Harold & Maude"\)?) (Do you consider sex the price a woman has to pay for being married \('just close your eyes and think of England'\)?) (used ice for sexual purposes?) (used a frozen object \(not ice cubes\) as a dildo \(popcicle, icicle, etc\)?) (used whipped cream for sexual purposes?) (put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your partner and licked or eaten it \(things go better with butter\)?) (had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?) (used oils \(baby, Wesson, etc\) for a body rub?) (used erotic lotions \(motion lotion, etc\) for a body rub?) (used kiwis \(the fruit, bird, or shoe polish - doesn't matter\) for sexual purposes?) (used any food for sexual purposes?) (shoved food in a female's naughty bits?) (shoved food up your or somebody else's rectum?) (eaten the food after it was used in the above mentioned activities?) (used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?) (bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?) (given or received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?) (used an artifical limb for sexual purposes?) (asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not because it was 'sexy' but because it turned you on?) (worn colored underwear \(other than white or pink\)?) (worn bikini briefs?) (worn bikini briefs with patterns on them \(tiger stripes, etc.\)?) (worn edible underwear?) (eaten edible underwear off of somebody else?) (worn lingerie?) (worn leather lingerie?) (worn rubber lingerie?) (worn fishnets \(complete with garter belt\)?) (worn somebody else's lingerie?) (made garments out of shaved pubic hair \(mittens, sweaters, etc\)?) (tried to figure out the words to "Louie Louie"?) (Been to a John Water's film \(Pink Flamingos, anything starring Divine\)?) (more than once?) (seen Eraserhead?) (more than once?) (seen The Wall?) (more than once?) (seen A Clockwork Orange?) (more than once?) (thought of becoming a Veterinary because your first love died of hoof & mouth?) (had sex in the presence of animals?) (had animals walk on you while you were having sex?) (thought of becoming a vegetarian because the saddest day in you life was when your first love was sent to market?) (thought to make a contribution to science in similar fashion to Madame D'Stael?) (urinated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or receptacle \(i.e. in a sink, fireplace, wastepaper basket, the family glove compartment\)?) (urinated off of a bridge or tall building?) (defecated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or receptacle \(i.e. in a fireplace, car seat, wastepaper basket, or salad spinner\)?) (tasted or eaten shit?) (more than once?) (tasted or drunk urine?) (more than once?) (kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator?) (kept feces \(crap\) in the refrigerator \(lab specimens do not count\)?) (kept feces anywhere in your dwelling \(under your bed, in your dresser, etc\)?) [Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout (Bondage and S&M - 56 Questions) ] (Do you consider Bondage a way of showing that you care for another person?) { Have you \('voluntarily'\): } (improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity \(e.g. holding someone's wrists over their head\)?) (worn a collar/leash for erotic purposes?) (been gagged for erotic purposes?) (been gagged with somebody else's underwear?) (been tied up for erotic purposes \(ropes, scarfs, ties\)?) (been tied up and fucked?) (been tied up and NOT fucked \(teased\)?) (been tied up and masturbated upon?) (been tied up and had to watch others?) (been tied up knowing you might be seen by others?) (been tied up with the intention of being seen by others?) (been tied up and shown to others, only you didn't know this was intended?) (willingly had your head inserted in a toilet bowl?) (tied someone up for erotic purposes?) (tied someone up and fucked them?) (tied someone up and NOT fucked them?) (tied someone up and masturbated on them?) (tied someone up and had them watch?) (tied someone up and shown them to others?) (tied someone up and shown them to others, only he/she didn't know this was intended?) (been bound in chains?) (been bound and had someone whip you?) (been whipped until you bled?) (bound someone in chains \(handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain\)?) (bound someone and whipped them?) (whipped someone until they bled?) (had your lips pierced?) (had your tongue pierced?) (had your nipples pierced?) (had your other lips pierced \(or penis\)?) (pierced someone else's lips?) (pierced someone else's tongue?) (pierced someone else's nipples?) (pierced someone else's other lips \(or penis\)?) (had candle wax put on your nipples?) (had candle wax put on any other body parts?) (put candle wax on someone else's nipples?) (put candle wax on any other body parts of someone else?) (practiced flagellation?) (gotten any good at it?) (used duct tape for bondage purposes \(remove slowly!\)?) (been hit with a 2x4 for sexual purpose \(it's more fun than you can shake a stick at\)?) (fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?) (fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes?) (fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others?) (fantasized of tying someone up to have them watch?) (bought bondage & discipline literature?) (read "The Story of O"?) (read both volumes of "The Story of O"?) (seen the movie "The Story of O"?) (posed for B&D drawings?) (posed for B&D photographs?) (asked someone to pose for B&D drawings?) (asked someone to pose for B&D photographs?) (asked someone to pose for B&D movies?) [Mama Always Told Me to Share (Group Sexual Activities - 30 Questions) Have you: ] (been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time?) (skinny-dipped in mixed company?) (participated in group masturbation \(each member masturbating themselves, a 'circle-o-jerk'\)?) (participated in a group masturbation contest \(first to come/last to come/most colorful/soggy cookie/whatever\)?) (won a group masturbation contest?) (played any game which required the removal of clothing \(strip poker, Monopoly, chess\)?) (deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing \(folding with four aces\)?) (played a game which required you or others to perform a sexual action on another participant?) (been to a Wesson \(or whatever\) oil party?) (walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual activity, and been asked to join and did so?) (had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and ask to join?) (had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and you asked them to join?) (been involved in a menage-a-trios?) (been involved in a homosexual menage-a-trois?) (been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?) (invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?) (participated in a two \(or more\) in one \(hands don't count\)?) (participated in group sex \(four or more people; partners must be exchanged\)?) (had sex in a group \(four or more people; partners not exchanged\)?) (participated in a circle-o-fuck?) (participated in a homosexual circle-o-fuck?) (participated in a '69' circle?) (participated in a homosexual '69' circle?) (participated in an orgy or similar group activity \(four or more people; everybody licking and sucking and fucking everybody else\)?) (made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity?) (ever been involved in a gang-bang [banger or bangee \(step right up, come and get it while it's hot\)]?) (participated in a fuck-a-thon \(where the object is to see how many times you can have sex in a set period of time\)?) (ever performed oral sex on somebody after they had had intercourse with somebody else \(without them washing or douching\)?) (ever had somebody perform oral sex on you while you were having intercourse with somebody else \(pretty picture, eh?\)?) (ever had the person you were having intercourse with perform oral sex on you during intercourse \(flexible!\)?) [Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH! (Bestiality - 28 Questions) Have you: ] (flirted with animals?) (masturbated onto an animal?) (masturbated with \(using the aid of\) an animal?) (masturbated with an animal because you thought the animal enjoyed it?) (performed oral sex on an animal?) (received oral sex from an animal?) (attempted to receive oral sex from an animal, but failed?) (used in sexual activities a lab animal \(mouse, gerbil, etc.\)?) (used in sexual activities a domestic animal \(dog, cat, etc.\)?) (used in sexual activities a farm animal \(cow, sheep, chicken, etc.\)?) (used in sexual activities a wild animal \(tiger, lion, buffalo, etc.\)?) (used in sexual activities a flock of canaries?) (fucked a live animal?) (fucked a live animal more than once?) (fucked more than one kind of animal?) (fucked more than one kind of animal at the same time?) (used the horn of a unicorn as a dildo?) (performed sexual activity with any mythical creature?) (inserted animals \(gerbils, etc\) into a female's \(including your own\) naughty bits?) (inserted animals into your or somebody else's rectum?) (had an animal die during any of the above activities?) (fucked a dead animal?) (fucked a dinner animal \(stuff that turkey, Clyde!\)?) (tied up an animal and performed sexual acts on it?) (fed a live animal to a pet?) (been to a dog or cock fight?) (tortured an animal for your own pleasure?) (mutilated any animal for your own pleasure?) (eaten the animal after you performed any of the above activities?) [Let there be Lips! (The Rocky Horror Picture Show \[RHPS\] - 42 Questions) Have you: ] (seen RHPS \(video or wherever\)?) (seen RHPS in the theatre?) (seen RHPS more than 69 times in the theatre?) (more than 100 times?) (more than 500 times?) (more than 1000 times?) (more than 1500 times?) (are you Sal Piro?) (joined the national RHPS fan club?) (seen RHPS with a live cast?) (seen RHPS while drunk or stoned?) (seen RHPS while on acid?) (seen RHPS while on any other drug?) (seen The Rocky Horror Show \(the musical play\)?) (dressed in costume for an RHPS?) (do you know the entire movie by heart \(lyrics and dialogue, without any soundtracks playing. Basically, could you recite the movie right now for us?\)?) (done the Time Warp in the nude?) (done the Time Warp in the nude in mixed company?) (participated in an RHPS production?) (participated in an RHPS as a character of the opposite sex?) (participated in an RHPS as more than one character in one show?) (while you were participating, had "prop failure" \(costume falling off revealing more than intended\)?) (caused someone else to have prop failure?) (participated in an RHPS production while stoned or drunk?) (participated in an RHPS production while on acid?) (participated in an RHPS production while on any other drug?) (during an RHPS, necked/petted?) (during an RHPS, had oral sex?) (during an RHPS, fucked \(that's what the back row is for\)?) (been kicked out of an RHPS?) (been a member of an RHPS cast?) { Have you performed, for an entire show, the part of: } (Frank-N-Furter \(a scientist\)?) (Janet Weiss \(a heroine\)?) (Brad Majors \(a hero\)) (Riff Raff \(a handyman\)?) (Magenta \(a domestic\)?) (Columbia \(a groupie\)?) (Dr. Everett V. Scott \(a rival scientist\)?) (Rocky Horror \(a creation\)?) (Eddie \(ex delivery boy\)?) (The Criminologist \(an expert\)?) (A Transylvanian \(a transylvanian\)?) [Eyes on Your Own Papers, Please (Testing - 15 Questions) Have you: ] (had an unauthorized crib sheet for a test?) (flunked an IQ test?) (had to study for a blood test?) (lied on a Purity Test to improve you score?) (done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test scores or used a Test for inspiration \(using the Purity Test as a check-list\)?) (been jealous of, or impressed by, someone else's test scores?) (read a Purity Test aloud, without omitting sections or being embarrassed?) (taken a group purity test?) (taken any form of a purity test more than five times?) (administered a group purity test?) (participated in a purity test with ulterior motives?) (remembered something by taking a purity test?) (written or re-written a purity test?) (If you've done something not mentioned on this test, say it aloud and let the group decide if you should get a point for it \(maximum one point per person\).) 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